Why Don't They Flavor Drugs?

[Anderson]

I think Cherry Crack would sell.

[Abraham Smashington]

But what about the kids?! WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS?!

[Anderson]

I'm just saying. There's very little you can do with narcotics anymore.

Flavoring them is the only new outlet.

[Abraham Smashington]

Or having pre-ordering bonuses.

Crack, now with art book!

[Anderson]

Or having pre-ordering bonuses.

Crack, now with art book!

You know what is a genius thing to do. Did you ever see Traffic, where Catherine Zeta Jones has the cocaine doll?

Drug Toys. Gotta catch 'em all.

[Matt]

They need to make Mountain Dew-flavored crack.

[Shit Dickface]

Dopemon.

[Anderson]

Drug addicts are people too.

They deserve the venues provided to people with other vices. Which is why I propose a point system. Drop enough LSD and still haven't had a major freakout? You get a windbreaker.

[Ed Hocken]

I've heard of coke being cut with strawberry Quik. But I'm sure there's some reason why drugs aren't flavored. Do people give a shit if their meth is root beer flavored?

[Howard]

(Not from personal use) but I've seen/heard of flavored meth. Targeted to children perhaps?

[Ed Hocken]

Wouldn't surprise me. Meth users above all else think of the craziest shit....to get more meth.

[Abraham Smashington]

meth is overrated.

[Ed Hocken]

Ya think? I would think being able to keep your teeth and not looking like your face has syphillis is a good thing.

[Matt]

I love the fact that my tax dollars are being spent on meth-addicted inmates to fix their dental work. FUCKERS.

[Ed Hocken]

Well, you could do what Walter White did Judas. Of course, you'd be required to wear the tighty whities. And engage in criminal activity.