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  • Originally posted by Jake View Post
    Also, I just ate 3/4lb. of ground beef and I'm still hungry.
    GET BACK IN THE CAGE!

    Me quick one want slow

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    • haha.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef. I ate to much of it. Rolllowolfhuurlygurg
        "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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        • I can't kill people because, NOM NOM NOM
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • Sad but probably true. Also, I love the use of "NOM! NOM! NOM!" Makes me lulz every time.
            We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
            - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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            • This could be a Seagal movie. TOO FAT FOR DEATH
              "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

              "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

              ~
              *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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              • Marked for Diabetes
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • Out For Cheeseburgers
                  "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                  "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                  ~
                  *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                  • Driven to kill-basa
                    "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                    • Seriously. I want to punch the mother in the throat.

                      "I didn't know that eating food made her fat... DURRR"

                      Also, as much as I give that girl props to losing the weight, I also want to punch her in the fucking throat.

                      "I WANNNTT STRAAWWBEERRIIEESS"
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • Yes. Double helpings of ass-whipping.
                        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                        • Good God.

                          That girl looks like a Garbage Pail kid, before AND after.

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                          • OH MY GOD THE STRETCHING SKIN. FUCK.
                            "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                            "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                            ~
                            *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                            • "You were great in Seven."
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/dayton-news/montgomery-countys-13-diabetes-rate-tops-state-nation-399344.html

                                13% of people in my county have diabetes. That is waaaayyyy high.
                                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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