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  • #316
    Today's math lesson, boys and girls -

    14 lbs. = 1 Stone.

    SO! That means her weight, 46 stone, is 644 lbs!

    Suddenly, that extra meatball, extra half a sandwich, and extra cupcake I had along with dinner on Christmas night isn't such a big deal.

    And the amazing thing is - she's still not at her goal weight! She can't possibly live to weigh 1,000 lbs. - I mean, that's just not possible, is it?

    Edit - Also, she thinks Jabba the Hut is a pussy.
    Last edited by Lisa; 12-27-2010, 11:06 AM.
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    • #317
      This is the chick we talk about in the newest episode of SRIR:

      <iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IJGIMd3_LfY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #318
        SRS. She makes me want to punch her repeatedly in the face.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #319
          i don't know if I want to watch this
          "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

          "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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          • #320
            you do if only for her retching when *GASP* she fucking smells a piece of a vegetable.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #321
              Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
              you do if only for her retching when *GASP* she fucking smells a piece of a vegetable.
              There's a British food show where this chick goes around helping people with their food intake...she converts them from shit food to healthy food. I can't remember the name of the show.

              Anyways, she gets that kind of reaction from people on the show. EEEEEEWWWW, vegetables...how could I be expected to eat those???!!!
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • #322
                Pretty sure the one you're talking about is You Are What You Eat.

                I saw it once.

                It depressed me greatly.
                Me quick one want slow

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                • #323
                  Yep, that's it. Thanks.

                  And yeah, it is depressing. When she logs what the person/family eats for a week and lays it all out on a huge table to for everyone to look at...it's nauseating.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                  Originally posted by gravedigger
                  Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                  Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                  • #324
                    They dump out the potatoes she eats and you're all like "omgz that's alot of potatoes to eat in one year" and then the host is all like "THIS IS 3 MONTHS WORTH" and you just want to punch that woman in the face.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #325
                      youtube is blocked for me, Rob. Is that clip from that very show that I cited?
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • #326
                        no, this is a new one on TLC.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #327
                          It also had a women that ate tarter sauce TO THE EXTREME. Like drinking it right from the container. *shuddeR*
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #328
                            Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
                            you do if only for her retching when *GASP* she fucking smells a piece of a vegetable.
                            It's infuriating that we've bred a nation of people containing a sizable (HEH) percentage who literally retch when confronted with vegetables.
                            "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                            "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                            ~                            *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                            • #329
                              I'm picky about vegetables, but even as a kid I had this group of vegetables that I will fucking wreck at quantity without question.

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                              • #330
                                It's not so much the "I HATE VEGGIES HURR DURR". It's the "OMG I CAN'T BE IN THE SAME ROOM WHERE A VEGETABLE IS BEACUSE I WILL VOMIT HURR DURR"
                                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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