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  • Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
    Look it's either one or the other, Southwest. You either go "NO FAT CHICKS" or "YES, FAT CHICKS". You can't have it both ways.
    Next they'll tell all the normal sized people that they have to get off the plane to make room for another batch of normal sized people.
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    • Honestly, it probably comes down to the fact that she was flying stand-by and the fatso had a reserved seat. HOWEVER, the fat kid should have known he'd have to buy two seats to fit the wide load. ALSO, you are 14 years old and need TWO SEATS?! WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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      • Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
        Honestly, it probably comes down to the fact that she was flying stand-by and the fatso had a reserved seat. HOWEVER, the fat kid should have known he'd have to buy two seats to fit the wide load. ALSO, you are 14 years old and need TWO SEATS?! WHAT. THE. FUCK.
        MONGO HAVE GLAND PROBLEM.
        Me quick one want slow

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        • Originally posted by Russ View Post
          MONGO HAVE GLAND PROBLEM.
          (*Dies!*)

          I am going to burn in HELL for laughing that hard!
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          • The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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            • HAHAHAHHAHA.

              THAR SHE BLOWS!
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              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • Had Frito Pie last night right before bed. Had two burgers, two hotdogs, potato salad, and beans a few hours before along with a ton of beer. Also, Sierra Nevada 30-Year is really, really good.

                Anyway, I'm feeling really squishy today. Can't wait to hit the gym tomorrow.
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                • Is that squishiness on the inside or the outside? If it's on the inside, the gym's not gonna help, me lad. . .
                  I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.


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                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • gotdamn.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • Hey kid. Stop buying your mom all of that food.
                        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                        • I want to know who is putting the cookies in a pile to taunt her.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • it was me...

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                            • you're like a ninja.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • Shhhhhhhh......I find you fat.
                                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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