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    Crafto just moved to Cali

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/345732148.html

    "You must be comfortable giving & receiving massages and capable of lots of stimulating sexoccupations because there?s nothing hotter than being able to do yoga in bed, balancing Funyuns on our nipples, engaging in textural pudding wrestling, blowing smokeballs in each other?s mouths, and bragging to friends about the time when you should?ve pulled a tantric muscle but didn?t, because Maaan, that shit?s sooo ___fill in the blank__."


    "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

    "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson
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    Re: Crafto just moved to Cali

    Haha. Crafto is a hippie..

    Stupid hippies...
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      Re: Crafto just moved to Cali

      "Most of our time together, after my long boring day in corporate America, will be spent a) smoking b) gettin? busy c) eating d) playing videogames e) nature hikes f) planning the secession of Northern California "


      This would seal the deal.
      "The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution." - Hannah Arendt

      "It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." - Robert Anton Wilson

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        Re: Crafto just moved to Cali

        d) employed at some warehouse, the atmosphere of which leads you to gripe about the ?establishment? and the political agenda of your Nazi floor supervisor.

        lol

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