Shut em down!!

[Lesley]

Where is the info about out of control fake tanning?

[ScooterLaBeef]

I think the photo could use a few more arrows

[B_Metal]

I think the photo could use a few more arrows

This.

[V]

As it says on my Farcebook page...

Anyone who sings the National Anthem all funkified...

End them... right Goddamned now!

[Lisa]

They just played a clip of Tiger Woods' apology on CNN, where he said he promises to be "more respectful to the game" of golf. Really? To the game, Tiger, more respectful to the game? How about not fucking around with 15 or so skanks behind your wife's back? I mean, okay, you want to fuck around like a dog, go for it, no one's stopping you - but stay SINGLE, asshole. Don't marry someone, and bring two kids in on it, and then decide you'd like to fuck anything with a pussy and a pulse. I mean, okay, I know, there are far worse people in this world. And I also know there was more to his "apology" than that. But damn... this is one time you might not want to worry too much about how you affected the game of golf. Sorry, that *one little quote* just made me see red.

[Bobby Bear]

Sorry, that *one little quote* just made me see red.

I didn't hear all of the apology, but I get where he's coming from. Not to go all Shooter McGavin on it, but Golf has a dignity that more mainstream sports just don't have. That's something to cherish and endeavour to preserve. His delivery didn't help this case, though, and it can certainly seem like his priorities are screwed up based on which segment of the statement I heard on the news yesterday.

[PHEDG]

Speaking slowly and directly into the camera doesn't translate into sincerity. FAIL!

[B_Metal]

I didn't hear all of the apology, but I get where he's coming from. Not to go all Shooter McGavin on it, but Golf has a dignity that more mainstream sports just don't have. That's something to cherish and endeavour to preserve. His delivery didn't help this case, though, and it can certainly seem like his priorities are screwed up based on which segment of the statement I heard on the news yesterday.

I'd argue the bolded statement applies better to marriage than golf but hey, I don't fuck around on my wife.

[Lisa]

and it can certainly seem like his priorities are screwed up based on which segment of the statement I heard on the news yesterday.

Oh absolutely! His priorities seem ridiculously out of whack, that's for sure.

[V]

Fuck it...

End him too... the bastard!

[Bobby Bear]

I don't disagree, Cap. It applies better to marriage obviously, but it doesn't mean he shouldn't try harder to not give golf a black eye.

[B_Metal]

Eh, Kind of tired of the hoity toity image golf has. We need a real life Happy Gilmore. Besides how is the inanimate object of Golf effected by Tiger getting some strange? That just seems strange to me. That's like Babe Ruth apologizing to baseball for being a fatass.

However I'm not knocking you Bobby, I just don't hold Golf up as the "gentleman's game" that others do. It's (mostly) white dudes whacking a ball and walking.

[BillyG]

I wish Tiger just said "I'm fucking rich and can fuck anything I want. And I did. If my wife wants to leave me, she gets half my fortune. I don't have to apologize to any of you fuckers, only her." Then drop the mic and walk off the stage like Sexual Chocolate.

[Abraham Smashington]

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GLORIOUS.

[gravedigger]

Considering how much he values his privacy, I'm surprised that's not what he did. It would certainly be better than whatever pity party he threw. (I haven't read anything about the press conference other than a couple headlines.)