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  • #31
    Oh come on, you haven't even been bitten yet.

    Scene:

    Hbarr's Boss: So you think because you've been here this long you can take a sick day off? I got eight people out today, goddammit. I mean, you've only got...

    HBarr: ...two weeks 'til retirement.

    *wailing sax*

    Hbarr: I know. But it's getting weird out there, like that movie...

    *window shatters*

    A hideous, necrotic creature storms the room. Eyes dead and gray, it snarls, leaping for Hbarr.

    Hbarr's Boss chomps on his cheap cigar as he looks on in detached observation at the unfolding carnage.

    Hbarr's Boss (muttering): He was movin' to Arkansas, gonna start up a local D&D league. He had just two weeks to retirement...

    *wailing sax*

    End shitty scene.

    Ughh...I need to get back to drawing. Scripting isn't one of my strong suits.
    Last edited by Captain Russ; 07-20-2009, 03:28 PM. Reason: Sad realization that I have too much time on my hands today.
    Me quick one want slow

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    • #32
      Awesome. So awesome.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Rob View Post
        Holy shit. I'm moving to AK.
        Ya mean AK, AL is Alabama. You just made the wrong choice Hughes.
        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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        • #34
          *Takes Russ' name off list of people to invite to Barr homestead*

          *writes down complete directions for Rob/Lesley, so that he/she doesn't end up in Alabama instead*
          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #35
            And I didn't even know I was invited...*tear*
            Me quick one want slow

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            • #36
              I'm confused - weren't you talking about Arkansas? That is AR....
              If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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              • #37
                Indeed.

                AK is Alaska.
                Me quick one want slow

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                • #38
                  Also a good place to head to in case of zombie uprising. Too cold though.
                  We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                  - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #39
                    Shit, you're right AR is Arkansas. AK is Alaska.
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #40
                      http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episo...l-episode/251/

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                      • #41
                        This thread is terrifying.











                        also:
                        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                        • #42
                          FUCK YOUR SPIDERPUBES!
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #43
                            When did ceilings get classy enough to buy merkins?
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • #44
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • #45
                                Hmm. Not a bee.
                                We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                                - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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