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  • I hate you.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • Last night I was pissing and heard a big THUD in the shower. I looked over and a fucking SPIDER fell from the goddamn ceiling. Like 9 inches from me! OMFG I freaked out. I turned on the water and grabbed one of the shampoo bottles and shoved it over to the drain. FREAKED OUT.

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      • That bee thing is weird but OH FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THE SPIDERS?!?! KILL THEM WITH FIRE.

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          • Originally posted by Guy Meatdrapes View Post
            I hate you.
            Part of me was praying that wasn't a mound of spiders. Damnit.
            We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
            - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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            • Unless you live by a body of water in the summer, where mosquitos are enjoying Sodom-era orgies and waiting with bated breath to drink your blood, you will fail to completely grasp why spiders are the greatest fucking things on Earf.

              Fuck. It's getting warm outside...
              Me quick one want slow

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              • Spiders fucking rock!

                A single spider can keep an area of over 200 square feet completely insect free.

                Do I kill them?

                Only when they bite me.

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                • FUCK
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • Looks like a giant rolypoly. Cool.

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                          • Originally posted by Fej View Post
                            That is fucking creepy. KILL IT.
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                            • Seriously. That's fucking disturbing. And what the hell was that yellow stuff? Pudding? Does Rob want pudding to die now?
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                              • Looks like jello. Or flan. I think Rob just hates the color yellow. That's racist.
                                We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                                - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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