The remake to end all remakes

[Ed Hocken]

TJ HOOKER supposedly coming to the big screen.

[Abraham Smashington]

Meh. Who gives a shit about TJ Hooker?

[Ed Hocken]

I see my attempt at humor went down faster than a lead brick off the Empire State building.

FAIL!

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd say the remake to end all remakes would be Robot Jox.

[Nathan]

What great, great tub of shit that was. I watched it a lot.....on purpose.

[Captain Russ]

The Wraith, motherfuckers.

The Wraith.

[Ed Hocken]

The Wraith, motherfuckers.

The Wraith.

The Wraith was already remade. It's called The Crow.

[Abraham Smashington]

And The Crow was already remade. It's called Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

[Ari]

Happiness, this thread is.

[Captain Russ]

The Wraith was already remade. It's called The Crow.

Wrong.

I didn't see a Cassavettes in that bitch. (Not talkin' about Sherilyn Fenn, either.)

Nor a Clint Howard.

Nor an ELO track played at a burger shack.

Nor a sweet-ass kit car that is powered by souls.

[Ed Hocken]

I saw The Wraith, and to quote Good Morning, Vietnam. That movie sucked the sweat off a dead man's balls.

Now if there is going to be a TJ Hooker movie. Will Michael Rappaport show up?

[Abraham Smashington]

The Wraith is not a bad movie. What the shit?

[Ed Hocken]

It's not a bad movie? Seriously. It's ridiculous, it's nuts. It's got Randy Quaid as the Sheriff. But it ain't Gleaming the Cube.

[Nathan]

The Wraith is awesome. Very young Chuck Sheen.

[Captain Russ]

I could understand the "bad but in a good way" slant some take with it, even the "as long as a Cassavettes is in it, I'll see the fucker" excuse comes to mind.

But quoting a Robin Williams film as a form of critique? That's too much, sir. You've crossed a line.

Also: your True Romance reference will not save you after school. 3 o'clock. At the blacktop. O'Doyle rules.