Is this thing on?

[Nathan]

Where is everybody?

[Ari]

That's what I've been wondering all morning.

[Nathan]

This'll brighten your day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbBITrZa6Ok

[Ed Hocken]

I'm here.

[Abraham Smashington]

I've been at a lame fucking corporate team building bullshit all day.

[Nathan]

Trust fall exercises I hope?

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck no, but I did have to wear a fucking lay, hold the letter C since we were spelling "Student Success" and having to yell that out everytime some stupid thing flashed on the screen. Now I'm at home listening to my complex's fire alarm blare out but I refuse to leave because everytime I do, it's nothing. So I'm eating my sammich.

[Ed Hocken]

Team building exercises. Christ, this was done in elementary school. No need to bring it back.

But I guess you were able leave early because it's not even noon here.

[Abraham Smashington]

8-11 Then we were supposed to "volunteering" which was actually forced so I said fuck that and left. Now I'm actually doing work.

[Ed Hocken]

So you're back at work or doing work at home? I'm confused here.

Now did you fake enthusiasm or truly not give a shit?

[Abraham Smashington]

HAha. I'm at home working and I don't fake enthusiasm. Fuck that noise. I'm here to do my job, and do it well. Faking enthusiasm is not in my job description haha.

[Ed Hocken]

Well, you should've done it half assed. That's the American way.