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  • #1

    Rape Candy

    Chocolate candies shaped like tears.

    Each one has a message written on it like

    "Sorry for the forced entry".

    or

    "Next time. Lube."


    Think it'll sell?
    My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand


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  • #2
    "Hmmmm, rape-licious."
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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    • #3
      I'd buy that for a dollar!
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        This was what should have been at Spencer's Gifts at Valentine's Day.

        There's always next year...
        Me quick one want slow

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        • #5
          "I'm sorry, I thought you said yes."

          "It wasn't rape, it was an exorcism."

          "If you didn't want my penis in you, you wouldn't have a vagina."
          Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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          • #6
            "Don't tell mommy"
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ari View Post
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              "If you didn't want my penis in you, you wouldn't have a vagina."
              Sounds like someone has been watching Jon Lajoie's "Show you me your genitals".
              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by EdHocken View Post
                Sounds like someone has been watching Jon Lajoie's "Show you me your genitals".
                I don't know what that is, but now I want to see it.
                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                • #9
                  Youtube it right now.
                  "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                  • #10
                    Holy shit. Ed, that video just killed me.

                    "i can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams."

                    Fucking classic.
                    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                    • #11
                      "Women are stupid and I don't respect them. That's right, I just want to have sex with them. Show me your genitals. What? Your genitals. What? Show me your genitals. YOUR GENITALIA!"

                      Yeah Lajoie is great, I saw him live back in September. Check out "High as Fuck".
                      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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