Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[Captain Russ]

What's wrong with Washington?

Sleepless in Seattle.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha.

[B_Metal]

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Lulz, and historically accurate.

[Ed Hocken]

What's wrong with Washington?

Your state's bullshit liqour laws and the fact fundies are trying repeal that newly signed domestic partnership law. Why don't you crack some meth-addled skulls down in Tacoma?

[nerdious dorkus]

Sleepless in Seattle.

But what if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you?

[B_Metal]

But what if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you?

That's what I told Jessica biel before the restraining order.

[Abraham Smashington]

Your state's bullshit liqour laws

You know what I love about WA and liquor? That I can buy it any day of the fucking week.

[nerdious dorkus]

Your state's bullshit liqour laws and the fact fundies are trying repeal that newly signed domestic partnership law. Why don't you crack some meth-addled skulls down in Tacoma?

Ok. You've got me there. Fucking state run liquor stores. Pisses me off. And fucking Referendum 71 is confusing people like crazy, just like the bullshit with Prop 8 in California. And it doesn't help when there's conflicting info and voters aren't researching the info.

[Matt]

Amen, Rob. The fact that we can't buy liquor on Sundays is ridiculous; all that we're doing is forcing people to cross over into fucking Wisconsin.

Wisconsin...FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

[Ed Hocken]

You know what I love about WA and liquor? That I can buy it any day of the fucking week.

Yeah, but ya can't get it at grocery stores like we do here. Nor after 9 PM. WEAK!

Ok. You've got me there. Fucking state run liquor stores. Pisses me off. And fucking Referendum 71 is confusing people like crazy, just like the bullshit with Prop 8 in California. And it doesn't help when there's conflicting info and voters aren't researching the info.

Got that right, I know a guy over in Olympia who is trying to fight this. Lousy fuckin fundies and their somehow unlimited funding even though none of them seem to have real jobs. Talk about an abuse of both the initiative and tithing processes.

[Matt]

By the way, would this be a good time to mention that I'm a bit of a creationist?

[Ed Hocken]

By the way, would this be a good time to mention that I'm a bit of a creationist?

Yousonuvabitch.

Now for the real answer:

In all fairness, I'm fine with what you believe in, so long as it's not impinging on the other guy. And the fact you're not trying to shove it down the throat of anyone. Take it from me, a guy who isn't an atheist.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah, but ya can't get it at grocery stores like we do here. Nor after 9 PM. WEAK!

Um did something change? Last time I was in Seattle I could buy Arrogant Bastard Ale in a grocery store while buying fresh seafood and a ribeye.

[Matt]

I believe that there's an intelligent plan to the universe, let me put it that way. It's complicated, but it doesn't involve Noah or miracles. There's enough in my belief that I'm comfortable going to a Christian church with my wife (and being bored).

[Captain Russ]

But what if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you?

Then I'd be a delusional prick worthy of "monster truck tire tread rape".

Or Meg Ryan.