Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[Captain Russ]

I believe that there's an intelligent plan to the universe, let me put it that way. It's complicated, but it doesn't involve Noah or miracles. There's enough in my belief that I'm comfortable going to a Christian church with my wife (and being bored).

Hey. Free donuts!

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd rather go to a NA meeting.

[Ed Hocken]

Silly billy, they don't have free food in church.

They sure as shit don't in temple, am I right Ari?

[Captain Russ]

The fuck they don't.

How else do you think I developed my sweettits at such a young age?

[nerdious dorkus]

Um did something change? Last time I was in Seattle I could buy Arrogant Bastard Ale in a grocery store while buying fresh seafood and a ribeye.

Is that hard liquor? Wines and beers you can pick up at grocery stores. Liquor like whiskey and tequilla can only be purchased at the state run liquor stores.

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh, well who gives a shit? So you can't buy some shitty tequila at the grocery store. What's the big deal?

[Captain Russ]

Big deal: I can't buy shitty tequila at my grocery store.

Just the prospect of ever having that option in my lifetime gives my alcoholism a wicked bonah.

[Abraham Smashington]

haha. I'd kill to be able to buy beer at the grocery store. As it is now I always have to make two trips.

[Captain Russ]

That's sad to hear. I just picked up some fancy-pants pints at Central Market. And a steak the size of my first dog.

That place is awesome.

[Ed Hocken]

I apparently heard that if you're caught with one marjijuana seed in Texas you could go to jail for 20 years. This from the state that only until recently could let you drive with an open container.

[B_Metal]

I apparently heard that if you're caught with one marjijuana seed in Texas you could go to jail for 20 years. This from the state that only until recently could let you drive with an open container.

Total nonsense. Open container laws have been present in Texas since at least before high school for me and I graduated in 97 so it would have been late 80's for sure. And one seed of weed would get a snicker from most cops here.

[Ed Hocken]

I figured this, seeing how the info I mentioned came from a marijuana advocate. (Propaganda on both sides!) The men from DPS surely have something to do other than bust people for minor amounts of weed.

Although I thought the open container rule just came in recently. I was talking about this to my Dallas people and they said the same thing.

[Howard]

Total nonsense. Open container laws have been present in Texas since at least before high school for me and I graduated in 97 so it would have been late 80's for sure. And one seed of weed would get a snicker from most cops here.

Hate to disagree, but the open container law was enacted back in Sept 2001. Fairly new to Texas.

As far as the bud goes, possession of less than 4 ounces = citation. At least as of 2007.

[B_Metal]

Hate to disagree, but the open container law was enacted back in Sept 2001. Fairly new to Texas.

As far as the bud goes, possession of less than 4 ounces = citation. At least as of 2007.

Maybe statewide but certain areas have had it banned longer I'm pretty sure. But whatev, it's not like we're in the fucking dark ages here.

[Abraham Smashington]

Go Texas! FUCK BOOKS!