Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[BillyG]

He said he "doesn't know if the birth certificate" is legitimate. It would be hilarious if it wasn't incredibly sad and pathetic.

[B_Metal]

Maybe Romney(not that I care for him either) will own him again after an outburst and Perry will off himself in shame. Seriously that guy is fucking retarded.

[Matt]

Perry seems to enjoy painting a bullseye on his foot and walking around with a loaded gun. He's the Vanilla Ice of the GOP: meteoric rise to the top of the charts followed by an equally meteoric fall.

[B_Metal]

Perry seems to enjoy painting a bullseye on his foot and walking around with a loaded gun. He's the Vanilla Ice of the GOP: meteoric rise to the top of the charts followed by an equally meteoric fall.

Except he doesn't have a cheesetastic movie we can watch 10 years later on instant and have mega lulz with.

[Matt]

Drop that fairy, get with the Perry yo.

[BillyG]

God I love Cool As Ice.

[Matt]

Word to your birther.

[B_Metal]

Word to your birther.

[Lisa]

Word to your birther.

Yeah, I repped him for that.

[Matt]

Somebody needs to Photoshop the Vanilla Ice hair onto Perry.

[B_Metal]

Bonus points if they can get the shaved eyebrow parts in.

[Captain Russ]

If you needed any more reason to hate the man, Taibbi will show you the way to Hateville.

[B_Metal]

I can't believe it, and neither can the assembled crowd of Georgia conservatives, who hesitate before breaking into polite applause. I feel like a high school cheerleader who just had her leg jizzed on in the back of a convertible. That's it? It's over? That was Rick Perry's stump speech?

WOW. That really sums Perry up doesn't it.

[Captain Russ]

Political commentary gold, Jerry.

Concise as ever.

[B_Metal]

Perry's land deals are the thing of legend in this area so I'm surprised that more of an issue hasn't been made out of it.