Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[B_Metal]

She lives her life a quarter mile at a time.

Um that link no workie.

[Captain Russ]

Should work now.

[B_Metal]

She sounds like a hot date. But seriously glad the kids didn't get hurt.

[BillyG]

Ugh, HISD to "review" intelligent design for classrooms. If I have a kid they're going to a non-religious private school, fuck the cost involved. Soon all the smartest kids WILL be home-schooled because their parents don't want them in these jokes of school districts.

[Captain Russ]

There's nothing to review.

Except maybe the chromosome count of the council.

[B_Metal]

RE: BILLY'S POST: That may be so but they'll all be serial killers due to not having exposure to the outside world. As to the I.D. discussion, I can teach my kids about that at home, why add cost to an already taxed budget? Oh that's right because the majority of bible thumpers are fucking retarded. And yeah I do understand that puts me in the position to be labeled right along side of them, but fuck them. Spend the money on teachers instead.

[BillyG]

RE: BILLY'S POST: That may be so but they'll all be serial killers due to not having exposure to the outside world.

Yup, gonna have a bunch of smart kids that don't know how to get in a game of four square let alone acclimate into society as adults.

[Captain Russ]

Yup, gonna have a bunch of smart kids that don't know how to get in a game of four square let alone acclimate into society as adults.

Good. We'll have professional Wall Ball instead.

[B_Metal]

Seriously man, home schooled kids freak me the fuck out. It's like Children of the Corn.

[Captain Russ]

They're at home. Where are you meeting all these kids?

[B_Metal]

We had a shit load of them at Church last year. They moved. I sleep better now.

[Captain Russ]

I'd hardly call church the place to see kids being anything but bored-as-fuck. Independently or publicly educated.

Church people freak me out. Until they break out the donuts. Then they can talk Jesus and Isaac Yank'Em all the want, just gimme the sprinkles.

[B_Metal]

I get that, but at the place we go to the kids all get up and play after service and they all play together. Except those kids. They just sat by and watched with murderous intent. Scary little fuckers.

[Captain Russ]

They were probably just confused at what they were seeing.

"Wha-what is that?"

"'Fun?' What is this 'fun' you speak of?"

"Why are they doing that with their faces!?"

"SMILING? IT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS! I WANNA GO INSIDE!!!"

Yeah. Fuck that. I'd rather hang out with the kids who put gravel in their pockets for no reason.

[BillyG]

Good. We'll have professional Wall Ball instead.

We had a two story house for a while, and one whole side had zero windows. I wall balled my ass off.