Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[B_Metal]

Weird. Who just leaves 300 lbs of that just chilling?

[BillyG]

I'm not even going to link to it because fuck you Chronicle that's why, but the front page currently has a link to a blog about the religious right talking about a Miss America contestant is a "science geek" and "relishes studying evolution" and saying all of this like it is a bad thing and she is an idiot and shouldn't run for Miss America...

[Captain Russ]

Bottle Rocket Fans' Attempt to Save Hillsboro Motel Now Part of Alamo's Rolling Roadshow

Pretty cool.

Unlike Billy's "idiots still exist" news (sorry Bill).

[BillyG]

At least Crispin Glover is coming to town to talk about his Oscar worthy performance as a serial killer in Rob's favorite film.

[Captain Russ]

That, on the other hand, is cool.

[BillyG]

Fuck yes fireworks just got banned for the 4th in all of Harris County.

[Abraham Smashington]

UNAMERICAN

[BillyG]

God hates America because he won't let it rain

[Captain Russ]

Pray harder.

Pray hard with a vengeance.

[BillyG]

It actually is supposed to rain for the next four days, but it cock teased us. The fucking clouds rolled in about 9, got dark as FUCK, and by 10 they were gone and we didn't see a drop. Maybe tomorrow.


Seriously though, droughts suck. This is the worst one in like 117 years or some shit.

[Abraham Smashington]

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THIS IS FOR YOU TEXAS

[Captain Russ]

Seriously though, droughts suck. This is the worst one in like 117 years or some shit.

Yeah, last year was shitty; this one looks to be the most shitty on record.

[BillyG]

Yeah, last year was shitty; this one looks to be the most shitty on record.

The deer I kill this year are going to be so skinny

I'll have to kill twice as many

[Captain Russ]

Just wait until they get the taste for human flesh...

[BillyG]