Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[BillyG]

Good ole DFW

[Captain Russ]

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DERP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS

[BillyG]

In good news, saw several articles that had results stating that 2/3 of Texans support civil unions/gay marriage.

[BillyG]

http://blog.chron.com/newswatch/2011...lled-in-wreck/

Hope this dumb fuck gets the chair

[Captain Russ]

I'd rather he get the stunner onto a chair until his spine is as brittle as chalk.

[B_Metal]

Houston driving is like Mad Max with newer cars and less Australians.

[BillyG]

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/conte...=breaking_news

So sorry guys

[B_Metal]

*hangsheadindisgustandwantstomurderfist*

[Captain Russ]

I'll be one of the other sane people from that state to say "Fuck you. Fuck you Rick Perry. You are dogshit. Retreat into obscurity for the betterment of mankind, because I know you don't have the conviction to just outright kill yourself you fucking pussy."

That's what everyone else was thinking, right?

[B_Metal]

I'd rather eat a shit sandwich than have Perry in the white house.

[Matt]

Glad to see that there aren't any zealots on here.

[BillyG]

For those not familiar with Perry and his fucking batshit ways, Bush and Perry hated/hate each other because Bush thought Perry was a right wing nutjob. Let that sink in.

[B_Metal]

Perry's done jack shit for Texas and has raped and pillaged for himself. Anyone supporting him deserves a zealot tag for sure.

[B_Metal]

For those not familiar with Perry and his fucking batshit ways, Bush and Perry hated/hate each other because Bush thought Perry was a right wing nutjob. Let that sink in.

AND THIS!!

[Captain Russ]

He is a cartoon villain come to life.

And sure, I'll take a zealot tag for saying he deserves to get raped by a pack of taxpayers.