Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[Matt]

Fair enough. I'm just telling you, it's more like 5-6 months up here.

[B_Metal]

I'm just telling you, it's so hot here in August that leaving the house without ice on your balls is putting future generations at risk.

[Matt]

I remember what the Summers in Houston were like. Yes.

[B_Metal]

So fucking hot, already dreading it months out.

[V]

So fucking hot, already dreading it months out.

A keffiyah is always in good taste... especially in Texas.

[B_Metal]

I'd wear one if it made my balls sweat less. Also check your FB V.

[V]

Ok... what am I looking for?

[BillyG]

We're fucking insanely lucky that it's mid-April and we haven't broke 90 yet. It has been crazy beautiful outside with no humidity, but today my glasses fogged up. SO IT BEGINS

[B_Metal]

Ok... what am I looking for?

You found it, I accept I R Prick's apology.

We're fucking insanely lucky that it's mid-April and we haven't broke 90 yet. It has been crazy beautiful outside with no humidity, but today my glasses fogged up. SO IT BEGINS

TRUTH.

[BillyG]

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairba...ing_in_uhs.php

James Franco coming to UH!

[B_Metal]

POSSIBLY!!!!

[BillyG]

It's confirmed to be him.

http://blogs.chron.com/texaspolitics...erry_pray.html

Fucking really Perry? jesus christ

[Captain Russ]

I hate that man.

[BillyG]

I'm shocked he didn't ask Indians to start a rain dance.

[Abraham Smashington]

YES.

Also they should just call this guy up: