Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[B_Metal]

This thread took a helluva turn for Russry of Russington.

[Abraham Smashington]

NEVAR 4GET

[Captain Russ]

HUH?

I take a day off and you Eggs Benedict Arnolds are all carving your backstabbing knives?

UWEBOLL SHIT

I do not forgive, and I do not forget.

[BillyG]

A day off? Good thing we fought the final war for independence in Houston instead of Dallas, lest we chance the army taking the day off!

[Captain Russ]

You're acting as if I'm personally responsible for this debacle.

A military contractor doing bad things under government protection? SAY IT AIN'T SO

And "we?" You were at San Jacinto, eh? Impressive you can type at your advanced state of old.

[BillyG]

I was Sam Houston in a former life, did you not know? And I'm not holding you responsible for these dickheads, just keeping up the appearance of the fabled Houston/Dallas rivalry for the tourists. Me still luv u.

[Captain Russ]

This rivalry is dumb.

Let's go get drunk.

[BillyG]

St. Arnold's then. BREWED IN HOUSTON BITCH.

[Captain Russ]

BOUGHT IN DALLAS, HO

[BillyG]

IGNORED IN AUSTIN BECAUSE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUDLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT KEGGER

[Nathan]

Let's go get drunk.

[V]

"Here's to all you COCKSUCKERS everywhere!"

[Ed Hocken]

[Captain Russ]

WE'RE NUMBER TEN! WE'RE NUMBER TEN!

THE REST OF THE LIST DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THEY'RE OBVIOUS.

WE'RE NUMBER TEN! WE MADE IT!

[Ed Hocken]

Speaking of which, how's Dallas dealing with the upcoming Super Bowl?