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  • This thread took a helluva turn for Russry of Russington.
    "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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    • NEVAR 4GET
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • HUH?

        I take a day off and you Eggs Benedict Arnolds are all carving your backstabbing knives?

        UWEBOLL SHIT

        I do not forgive, and I do not forget.
        Me quick one want slow

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        • A day off? Good thing we fought the final war for independence in Houston instead of Dallas, lest we chance the army taking the day off!

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          • You're acting as if I'm personally responsible for this debacle.

            A military contractor doing bad things under government protection? SAY IT AIN'T SO

            And "we?" You were at San Jacinto, eh? Impressive you can type at your advanced state of old.
            Me quick one want slow

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            • I was Sam Houston in a former life, did you not know? And I'm not holding you responsible for these dickheads, just keeping up the appearance of the fabled Houston/Dallas rivalry for the tourists. Me still luv u.

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              • This rivalry is dumb.

                Let's go get drunk.
                Me quick one want slow

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                • St. Arnold's then. BREWED IN HOUSTON BITCH.

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                  • BOUGHT IN DALLAS, HO
                    Me quick one want slow

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                    • IGNORED IN AUSTIN BECAUSE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUDLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT KEGGER

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                      • Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                        Let's go get drunk.
                        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                        • Originally posted by Nathan View Post
                          "Here's to all you COCKSUCKERS everywhere!"

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                          • "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                            • WE'RE NUMBER TEN! WE'RE NUMBER TEN!

                              THE REST OF THE LIST DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THEY'RE OBVIOUS.

                              WE'RE NUMBER TEN! WE MADE IT!
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • Speaking of which, how's Dallas dealing with the upcoming Super Bowl?
                                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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