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  • #16
    And stray dogs.
    Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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    • #17
      Yeah, I tell ya. These hill coyots are stringy. Not really any good.
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Nathan View Post
        Boneless chicken breasts were around $4 the other day.
        6 bucks out here.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #19
          Filet Mignon is about $17-20 per pound.
          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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          • #20
            Holy hell. How'd I miss this?

            If you could only see what the inside of South Oak Cliff HS looks like, then you'd know that by "steel utility cage" they meant "class room".

            Seriously, that fucking place is worse than jail. I feel bad for the kids that are stuck there, but they'd stab my white ass if I set foot on their campus.
            Me quick one want slow

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            • #21
              Hahaha. I was wondering that same thing Russ.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #22
                http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...091texas1.html

                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #23
                  Apparently, they don't have the innerwebs in Kilgore.

                  What a shithole.

                  Also: first dude looks like a cross between E. Honda and Carrot Top.
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #24
                    I honestly never got the point of owning a porn flick once the advent of highspeed internet happened.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #25
                      In Kilgore...they'd think you had just said some sci-fi shit, and would burn you for witchcraft.

                      Then Carrot Honda would follow suit.
                      Me quick one want slow

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Rob View Post
                        I honestly never got the point of owning a porn flick once the advent of highspeed internet happened.
                        Sometimes the intertubes get clogged, dude. What then? WHAT THEN?!

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                        • #27
                          Don't be like Randy Marsh when the internet goes down. Have a stash....or a girlfriend. Which ever works.
                          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                          • #28
                            Ok, where's the Cali thread... we might not have the hicks but we most definitely have the weirdos
                            "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                            "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

                            Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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                            • #29
                              Don't get arrested in Texas, they'll twitter that shit.
                              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                              • #30
                                Hey, I've been to that jail!

                                It's not too shabby. You get a mat to sleep on in the drunk tank. It was like kindergarten all over again.
                                Me quick one want slow

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