Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[Ed Hocken]

V-NECKS FOR EVERYONE!

And as for the LBJ freeway being a fuck. All freeways are a fuck.

[V]

He does not have the stones, nor the ties to the Russian Mob to have a presence in Philly...

[Ed Hocken]

Funny you should mention that, the company I work for manages another company's properties that are in Pennsylvania. I know there are a few in Harrisburg and some other areas.

[V]

Funny you should mention that, the company I work for manages another company's properties that are in Pennsylvania. I know there are a few in Harrisburg and some other areas.

Amish Country... they don't fight back. Unless a hard-boiled Philly cop on the run is hiding amongst them.

[Ed Hocken]

Well, those dumb tourists got what they deserved. You do not fuck with the local color.

[Lisa]

I shall allow it to pass. I move within a stone's throw of the loop in a couple weeks.

Hey, that's right! All packed? Got the lease signed and the keys to the new place?

[Howard]

I shall allow it to pass. I move within a stone's throw of the loop in a couple weeks.

Inner or outer loop?

This is a dumb question, but ever hear of a property called Retreat at Cinco Ranch over on South Fry?

My sister lives about 5 minutes from Cinco Ranch. It's actually a fairly large development project.

[Ed Hocken]

Wow,

I was told it was a couple hundred units. That's not the largest property I have either. One is about 400 and change and that's in Ohio.

[Howard]

Cinco Ranch, not the Retreat. Cinco Ranch is HUGE. Your property is probably a rental place within Cinco Ranch.

[BillyG]

Yea, Cinco Ranch is a massive area. It's a suburb inside a suburb. And come on Howard. The Loop is The Loop, the Beltway is the Beltway. I'm moving to Bingle/Voss and I-10. One exit from The Loop.

And Lisa, mostly packed. I've got to fight my closet, and get some boxes for random crap, and my books, but that's it. Signing the lease next Friday.

[Lisa]

Go to the supermarket and get empty boxes - they gave me plenty when I moved! I'm so excited for Friday to get here for you!

[Howard]

And the Parkway is the Parkway. You're from Dallas though. I was trying to speak your language.

[BillyG]

Who the fuck is from Dallas? I don't see Russ in here. I only spent a few years in Dallas. Don't offend me Howard!

Also, people have taken to calling Highway 6/1960 Third Loop and Grand Parkway the Fourth Loop. RETARDED.

[Captain Russ]

I KNOW THIS PLACE IS A HELLHOLE OF SHITLAND.

GAWD.

[BillyG]

You've got the dinosaur park in Granbury though. And uh...Original Mexican Cafe...and um..hills? So there's that.