Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[Captain Russ]

I'm trying to pull up the article but I used to run there every day. Lots of places to hide a body off the trails. The article does say it was in a wooded area. My question is why would a jogger go off the trails and into a wooded section.

Had their own body to get rid of.

Whether that constitutes dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool or not is irrelevant.

[Howard]

Or sex in the woods.

[Captain Russ]

Or fuckin' in the bushes. Yeah.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's 5 'oclock. Time for bush raping.

[Captain Russ]

Can't not do it. Her ass's awesome.

[Abraham Smashington]

*golfclap*

[BillyG]

Supposedly it was actually found during a scavenger hunt. Sounds like drunken bush nookie.

[Lisa]

Memorial Park is the largest park in Houston. It's massive.

I'm trying to pull up the article but I used to run there every day. Lots of places to hide a body off the trails. The article does say it was in a wooded area. My question is why would a jogger go off the trails and into a wooded section.

It also depends how long the body was laying there - it was skeletal, wasn't it? The thing is, since it was a huge park, with trails and trees, etc., there are plenty of lonely places to hide a body. I don't know this particular park in Houston, but when you consider that it took teams of searchers about four days to find Andrew Koenig hanging from a tree in a park, it happens. For that matter, Chandra Levy was also found around a joggers' path completely skelentonized - she'd been laying there for about a year. It's creepy, but sometimes folks just aren't found in some fairly obvious-seeming places.

[BillyG]

Completely forgot about Levy. Talk off your ear buds and pay attention to the world people!

[Nathan]

What the fuck?

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...de-810859.html

[Captain Russ]

Weird. And fucked.

Update. Now with classy commentary at the bottom. Oh, Texas...

[Ed Hocken]

I just got assigned a property in Caty, TX. What's the story on it?

[Captain Russ]

Town.

In southeast Texas.

That's about it.

And it's with a 'K' if we're talking the same one.

[BillyG]

Katy, TX? That's where I live. Far west side of Houston.

[Captain Russ]

Apparently, Ed is fucking shit up old school in your neighborhood.