Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[B_Metal]

Ed, tread lightly. You've been warned.

[Captain Russ]

Ann Richards was a saint.

We have a fucking clownshoe in Austin right now.

[Captain Russ]

FUCK YEAH, DRUNKY!

[BillyG]

http://jalopnik.com/5555533/this-is-...r-a-toll-booth

More info on that

[Abraham Smashington]

HOLY SHIT THAT VIDEO IS FUCKING AWESOME.

[Ed Hocken]

Zac Efron look-a-like Chace Crawford busted in Plano for weed

[Captain Russ]

Does nothing for the image of the state.

Needs more stunt driving!

[Lisa]

Zac Efron look-a-like Chace Crawford busted in Plano for weed

Look, the more of these little interchangeable look-alike actors who wind up in jail, the easier they are to organize and keep track of. Keeps us from having to microchip them like dogs to figure out which one is which.

[Ed Hocken]

Maybe after smoking the weed, he was going to eat a lot of BBQ?

[B_Metal]

FUCK YEAH, DRUNKY!

http://jalopnik.com/5555533/this-is-...r-a-toll-booth

More info on that

HOLY SHIT THAT VIDEO IS FUCKING AWESOME.

A Houston driver would have nailed the landing and kept driving.

[BillyG]

Maybe after smoking the weed, he was going to eat a lot of BBQ?

Not in Dallas. He probably would have gone shopping for Gucci hand bags.

[Captain Russ]

And gotten the cum on his face for free.

[BillyG]

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...n/7104592.html

Jogger finds decomposed body in Memorial Park. Memorial Park is the largest park in Houston. It's massive. Thousands go there every day to run this trail. My understanding from more interested runners is that the trail is just without peer in the Houston area, and anyone that wants a good jog goes there. Not to mention the people with their kids, picnics, dogs, etc. How the hell does a body lay in the park all this time, in this humid ass nasty weather, and not get found?

[V]

Because people don't care. Or are afraid they'll get in trouble for finding a body.

[Howard]

I'm trying to pull up the article but I used to run there every day. Lots of places to hide a body off the trails. The article does say it was in a wooded area. My question is why would a jogger go off the trails and into a wooded section.