Texas: WAY COOLER THAN MINNESOTA AND OHIO

[B_Metal]

Yeah, big difference between downtown Houston and Fejville.

[PHEDG]

Coincidentally, I was born in Texas. Then we moved 3 months later.

[B_Metal]

That explains quite a lot. You yearn for your homeland and thus MUST post the shit you do until you're home again.

[Howard]

Got to say this about Texans. At least we make sure the job is done right the first time.

[Captain Russ]

FFS

[Ed Hocken]

And yet no mention of Perry shooting a coyote. Apparently he packs heat while jogging.

[Howard]

He has a concealed handgun license. He packs heat all the time.

I hope that guy goes with the zombie defense. "I had to be sure your honor."

[Ed Hocken]

Does he wear a shoulder holster to meetings?

[Lisa]

"Iiiiiiiiii ain't got no bodddy! Hotcha-cha hotcha-cha hotcha-cha!"

[Howard]

I haven't asked him.

I do like Perry's final words on the coyote killing. When asked what they did with the body, Perry said that they left it there. He became mulch.

[B_Metal]

I love that Ed seems to think all texans have direct contact with Rick Perry.

[Howard]

I actually have met him. Twice. Also met George W. twice when he was on the campaign trail for governor. I still have much love for Ann Richards. R.I.P.

[Ed Hocken]

Who had the maniler handshake? That's right, you guessed it....

Ann Richards

[Howard]

*glares at Ed* Ann Richards was a fucking lady and she wasn't born with a silver foot in her mouth.

[Ed Hocken]

I know, I was just practicing my Norm McDonald there.

Besides, we all know Janet Reno would have beaten her at arm wrestling.