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    Saw + Sex Toy = OUCH!

    http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/stor...2520&catid=158

    The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
    Eli Roth just got a boner from this.
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    Originally posted by Ari View Post


    Eli Roth just got a boner from this.

    I JUST got a boner from this.
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      Was John Doe near the scene?
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        Originally posted by EdHocken View Post
        Was John Doe near the scene?

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          What a dumb, lazy bastard. It doesn't even make sense to just stab the dildo with the sawblade to make the toy. That isn't remotely safe! How in the world did the idiot girlfriend agree to this? Holy Christ.

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            Originally posted by Rob View Post
            I JUST got a boner from this.
            I still have that boner.
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