What the shit is wrong with kids today?

[Abraham Smashington]

So my 20 year old stepsister just announced her pregnancy. Of all of my dad's fucked up kids (me included) she is the one that most definitely should not have a kid. There's like maybe a 35% chance that this will go well.

[BillyG]

The fun part is how long until shit hits the fan? Earlier the better for maximum drama.

[Captain Russ]

She doesn't think Slender Man is real, does she?

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm sure at some point she did.

[Captain Russ]

Shit

[B_Metal]

better put CPS on speed dial Rob

[Anderson]

Side note: Robert Blake's kid is a Tiktok thot now.

She also doesn't like it when people asks questions about the murder.

[JLynnCarr]

Side note: Robert Blake's kid is a Tiktok thot now.

She also doesn't like it when people asks questions about the murder.

Of course she doesn't, but if you let the world know that you're a murderer's daughter, they're going to ask you, anyway, whether you like it or not.

[Anderson]

Of course she doesn't, but if you let the world know that you're a murderer's daughter, they're going to ask you, anyway, whether you like it or not.

I've been meeting a lot of randoms on there. Joan Baez and Joe Cocker's grandkids are all over it.

[Abraham Smashington]

While he's not a kid and it's terrible what he did, this is some fucking cringe. Fucking bronies man. Now they're killing people. BAN PONIES.

[Ingrid]

What the actual fuck? That seems like an Onion headline.

[Anderson]

Bronies much like female cops are statistically inclined to violence and people can't quite pin down an answer for it.

But, the numbers are there.

[Abraham Smashington]

Click the sound on.

I love shit like this. The squeals that kid makes is amazing.

The got arrested after doing this again a few hours later.

[Matt]

this might be the best thing you watch today.

[Ingrid]

An old coworker shared this the other day and I had flashbacks. Fairly sure I’ve said every single one of these.