What the shit is wrong with kids today?

[Captain Russ]

Anyone remember the Ewoks movie where that Aryan spacegirl's family gets wiped out?

Yeah. That haunted my dreams.

Kids need to watch some Ewoks movies.

[Abraham Smashington]

YES.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Although if you can find me some slashfic of David the Gnome & Maya the Bee getting it on, I may be interested (for research purposes, of course).

For some reason, I had it in my head as a kid of there being a cartoon with Max Fleisher's Superman and Popeye teaming up to rescue the Care Bears.

[Matt]

Anyone remember the Ewoks movie where that Aryan spacegirl's family gets wiped out?

Yeah. That haunted my dreams.

Kids need to watch some Ewoks movies.

(raises hand). I remember that one. Yeah, that wasn't exactly family friendly as I recall.

[Captain Russ]

They were cute little bear warriors.

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?*

*my aunt's famous last words on the subject that day at Blockbuster

[FilmNerdJamie]

Anyone remember the Ewoks movie where that Aryan spacegirl's family gets wiped out?

Yeah. That haunted my dreams.

Kids need to watch some Ewoks movies.

Yeeaaaaahh...my two nieces (aged six and two) love the shit outta those two Ewok flicks. Especially kick-in-the-balls worthy after how the parents were rescued in the first one.

And the little girl ends up with Wilford Brimley.

[Ari]

Anyone remember the Ewoks movie where that Aryan spacegirl's family gets wiped out?

Yeah. That haunted my dreams.

Kids need to watch some Ewoks movies.

What's funny is the first Ewok film is all about the kids finding their parents. Then the second one starts and BLAMMO!, entire family wiped out except for the little girl.

Then Wicket talks and they get attacked by Diabetes so Brimley's mustache saves them.

EDIT: Jamie beat me too it.

[Captain Russ]

I saw the second one first.

I only found out about the first one months later.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Always wondered where they wound up going? Did they go to a place they'd never grow old and never die?

[Timothy225]

I only saw snippets of the first movie, never saw the second. My child/teenhood needed not these things.

[Captain Russ]

I like to think they ended up fixing up one of the old and busted ATSTs and caravaning all around Endor, like a bear version of the A-Team mixed with the Wild Bunch.

[FilmNerdJamie]

It'll be interesting to see what popular blockbusters the current generation in diapers will end up loving like we did with shit like the Star Wars trilogy, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, etc.

[Matt]

'Lord of the Rings' is pretty much it now, right?

[Captain Russ]

They shall worship at the altar of Airborne and be engulfed in a sea of gratitude and totally rad moves on the 'blades.

And then they'll have an awesome chicken burrito and jam to some old RHCP.

Yeah. The retroactive assimilation of the 90s will have its day soon.

[Ari]

Potter. It's all about the Potter.