What the shit is wrong with kids today?

[V]

Here's what's wrong with him.

STOP FUCKING FEEDING HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!

[Abraham Smashington]

The look on his face when he's shoveling his food in his gullet is great.

[V]

For cereal...

He's throwing food down his yap at Warp 9!

NOMNOMNOMNOM!

[Ray Abed]

DISGUSTING.

He wants to be fucking Superman? More like the Bouncing Boy!

http://comicbook.com/blog/2009/01/03...t-superheroes/

[Abraham Smashington]

They should have punched his mother in the face as well.

[Ray Abed]

Transferring him to another public school is obviously not the answer. He belongs in juvenile delinquent school. Or a zoo. While they're at it, they should take away all of this lady's parenting rights.

[BillyG]

http://blogs.chron.com/thelunchtray/..._bans_hom.html

This is why I can't have kids. I would fucking flip my goddamn lid. I don't care if other parents are sending their kids with sodas. It's not your, or my, goddamn business. My kid is getting sent with a sandwich, some chips, and a Hi-C just like I was. Don't feed me this bullshit about nutritional lunches, and having to eat from the cafeteria. It's a fucking cash grab by the school district. Cardboard pizza and ill prepared chicken nuggets are not fucking healthy.

[Timothy225]

Don't have kids, but I'm in 100% agreement with Billy. Sounds exactly like a cash grab, and unless things have changed dramatically in the 25 years or so since I was a student, school food tasted like shit. One of many reasons I brown-bagged it damn near every day.

[BillyG]

Talked to my sister and best friend about it. Both of them said they would never let the kids eat the school food, it's got to be 100000 times worse than a sandwich and a bag of chips.

[Abraham Smashington]

I remember the days when as a kid my lunch consisted of: blue raspberry slushee, jalapeno krunchers and 2 giant slim jims. Fucking loved that school for the food but hated it for the racism.

[Nathan]

In high school my lunch was a pack of donuts, a bag of doritos and a lemonade.

[Abraham Smashington]

In high school we would just all go to my house, hang with baltar and eat nothing for the most part. Except chicken patties. FUCK YES TO CHICKEN PATTIES.

[Matt]

School food was uniformly vile, as I recall. I would have received more nutritional value by sucking the lint out of the classroom carpeting. There's no way in hell that I'd make my kids eat that shit.

[Shit Dickface]

Our school food was okay, but they also served pizza as a breakfast item so it's safe to say that they weren't even close to deserving to be the arbiters of others' dietary choices.

Also, chicken fingers and chicken rings. And the awful, creepy neon nacho cheese with the weirdly soupy ground beef mixture. Delicious.

[Matt]

And the awful, creepy neon nacho cheese