What the shit is wrong with kids today?

[V]

"But, Mr. Pinhead, girls are grody!"
"Oh, foolish child. Such sights I have to show you."

fixed...

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah, I'm a huge tech whore, but would kids have any idea how to get answers without the internet or GPS on their phone? Can any kid born after 1990 even read a map? Do they know how to change a tire or will they need to google that too? I wonder how many parents just tell their kids "google it" instead of actually try teaching their kids shit, which of course leads to B's comment of lack of parenting. Tech has made us all lazy.

Now where's my phone I need to urbanspoon for dinner

I never learned how to properly read a map. I'm pretty much useless when it comes to directions.

[BillyG]

I want to go camping with Rob and vanish while hiking. Which way does the sun rise Rob!?

[Abraham Smashington]

*looks at TEH GOOGLE*

[Shit Dickface]

The problem with kids today? Parents, or lack thereof.

Yeah, these people kinda seem like helicopter parents.

I want to go camping with Rob and vanish while hiking. Which way does the sun rise Rob!?

My ex was AMAZED when I explained how you could find your direction by using the sun. AMAZED. You'd have thought I just shat a bunch of diamond eggs.

[BillyG]

Jake Faberge

[Trejo]

Fuck Zack and fuck that stupid little bully bastard who got his ass slammed into oblivion. I hope that ankle screams with pain every time the weather changes you punk bitch.

Casey kid can take a punch and crushes people with slams.. if he plays his cards right he can grow up to be the white Rampage Jackson. Great timing on that grapple fuck, too.

[V]

My ex was AMAZED when I explained how you could find your direction by using the sun. AMAZED. You'd have thought I just shat a bunch of diamond eggs.

This is why I hate people and want them to die.

If a zombie apocalypse or natural disaster strikes, I want useful people with me... because I really don't want to have to do every goddamned thing.

If you slow me down, I cut you loose. Or use you as bait for misdirection.

[Timothy225]

My ex was AMAZED when I explained how you could find your direction by using the sun. AMAZED. You'd have thought I just shat a bunch of diamond eggs.

I had something like that happen to me back in college. When I was a freshman in my Basic Design class, one of the exercises was to take multicolored slips of paper, arrange them by how colors would mix together and what resulting colors and patterns you would get. For example, a red piece and a blue piece would make a purple piece. You'd link the purple piece to another red and blue piece, have the red link to a yellow piece to make orange, etc.

It was an easy assignment, and I blew through it in 5 minutes. The rest of the class was still going after a half hour. Mostly because they didn't know what colors made green, orange, purple, etc., so I got roped in as the class Mr. Wizard for the remainder of the exercise. The girl who sat next to me, a gorgeous blonde named Corinne, looked at me with astonishment when I showed her that red + yellow = orange.
"WOW, Tim! Where did you learn how to do that?"
"TV. There's this show called 'Sesame Street'. I was 3."

Hot as hell, smart as toast.

[BillyG]

This is why I hate people and want them to die.

If a zombie apocalypse or natural disaster strikes, I want useful people with me... because I really don't want to have to do every goddamned thing.

If you slow me down, I cut you loose. Or use you as bait for misdirection.

Yup, we live in uncertain times and shit could go bad with zero notice. I need people with me that can skin an animal and know how to find water.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Yeah, I'm a huge tech whore, but would kids have any idea how to get answers without the internet or GPS on their phone? Can any kid born after 1990 even read a map? Do they know how to change a tire or will they need to google that too? I wonder how many parents just tell their kids "google it" instead of actually try teaching their kids shit, which of course leads to B's comment of lack of parenting. Tech has made us all lazy.

Now where's my phone I need to urbanspoon for dinner

So basically it will be like Children of Men and all procreational will cease were something to happen to the Internet. Because you know, kids wouldn't be able to google "How to" directions in fucking.

[BillyG]

So basically it will be like Children of Men and all procreational will cease were something to happen to the Internet. Because you know, kids wouldn't be able to google "How to" directions in fucking.

God I hope so then us old fuckers can take the spry females and show em how its done.

[B_Metal]

I can skin a deer in such a fashion that it's own hide becomes a container for the leftover bits.

I also shoot fairly well. Plus I'm fat so I can go without food longer so there's that.

[V]

I can skin a deer in such a fashion that it's own hide becomes a container for the leftover bits.

I also shoot fairly well. Plus I'm fat so I can go without food longer so there's that.

And your drippings will add flavor to the food...

What? Oh, sorry! Have another Twinkie™, bro! Man, I love to watch you eat!

[Shit Dickface]

And your drippings will add flavor to the food...

What? Oh, sorry! Have another Twinkie™, bro! Man, I love to watch you eat!

it's like watching a baby deer try to stand for the first time! So cute.