What the shit is wrong with kids today?

[BillyG]

So say two idiots decide to write up a contract for one to sell the other one crack cocaine for $500, and they both sign on the dotted line - it doesn't matter.

Where were you last Friday?!

[Captain Russ]

No one who has 5 c-notes to throw around is buying crack.

(But I see your point.)

People should be required to get a breeding license.

[Lisa]

No one who has 5 c-notes to throw around is buying crack.

(*Sigh....*) I was using a random dollar figure as an example, bubby.

(But I see your point.)

Thank you!

[BillyG]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/interna...TnWzMPmKeAwrfL

FBI funded his trip to Peru...

[Lisa]

Okay, so I don't know a ton about criminal law yet, nor anything about the Aruba to Peru trip funded by the feds for the attempted extortion of a US citizen. But if they fucked this up somehow and he gets to go free.... that wouldn't happen, would it? Could he claim entrapment?

[BillyG]

Entrapment would mean somehow they forced him to commit murder. That's obviously not the case. He claimed he would give them info on where to find Holloway's body for $25K. They paid the money, then he skipped Aruba and went to Peru.

[Lisa]

Okay, good. I'm still just worried that he's going to manage to wiggle out of this somehow, or with even less punishment, because the FBI screwed up. They should have arrested him on the spot in Aruba.

[Abraham Smashington]

Sometimes kids are awesome.

[Nathan]

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...comments=false

[Abraham Smashington]

BLAME IT ON THE SAW MOVIES

[Nathan]

Yeah, that angle is a bit misleading I think. How about THE GUY WAS FUCKING CRAZY. We're playing a benefit for that chick tomorrow night.

[Captain Russ]

“With the insight gained from this additional information, we believe the danger Ms. Belty was facing went well beyond just being assaulted by a hammer,” Piper wrote.

No shit, Sherlock.

[Lisa]

Haaaaa!!!! Haaaaah!!!! Oh, yes, Joran, you just hold SO many cards!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...to_natale.html

[V]

Even if "what he knows" results in a shorter sentence, it won't make the prison rape stop even if the dick hits his dinner...

Here's hoping!

[Lisa]

Even if "what he knows" results in a shorter sentence, it won't make the prison rape stop even if the dick hits his dinner...

Here's hoping!

Yes - plus, no one's going to really fall for that. He got the $25,000 from the FBI because he tried to trick them where they could find Natalee's body. He said she was in an abandoned house, but when they got there - no remains, plus the house hadn't even been built yet when Natalee disappeared and this asshead took off for Peru. So why should they believe him now? OR, fly a couple of officials from Aruba to Peru to get his statement. But they'd better not do anything like cut his sentence for the info.