Sigh. I'm sure they wouldn't text a message like that or IF they were other code words were being used. I went for the obvious. Also, I swear to god my connection has ESP. He just called me to see what's up.
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Originally posted by Ari View Post"Hi mom. I'm not home yet cause I'm in this big van going to a place called Hockentown. Nah, I'm not alone. There's like six other boys from my class with me. Mom, why are you screaming and crying? What's a jammer?""Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.
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Originally posted by BillyG View PostThey don't? In Houston they do. If the phone goes off during class it's confiscated and the parents have to come and collect it. Same as pagers were back in my day.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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Seriously, what's up with kids today and looking like they're 50?
Though barely a teen, Zara has the appearance of a 50-year-old, something that saps her confidence just when most young people are striving for self-esteem. The Rotherham, England, teen suffers from lipodystrophy, a syndrome that causes the supporting fatty tissue under the skin to crumble even while the skin continues to grow, often at an alarming rate."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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ohhhmygoooooooooooddddd"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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Why the fuck did this lady continue to have kids when she has this disease? After the first 2 were born, what the fuck did she think would happen with the 3rd one? Jesus, if you're worried about passing on a disease, fucking adopt.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.
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Ugh. Glad I quit meth when I was 8.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.
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(insert Zelda Rubinstein jokes)"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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Her current self should go back in time and tell her healthy self to get the hell off of her lawn.Last edited by Lisa; 02-01-2010, 12:35 PM.2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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That kid is fucking creepy looking. Like, Children Under the Stairs creepy.
Also, someone needs to tell Miley that she's doing the dog accessory thing wrong.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.
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Originally posted by Howard View PostAt any rate, where's the mom and dad in all of this?Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.
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