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Jesus Christ, how the fuck is that a miracle? That poor child has no life whatsoever and never will. So sad that the best Christmas gift that kid could get is death.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.
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Drinking and wearing a dress is no way for a 4 year old to go through life.
I laughed at first, until I read this:
"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is.""Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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A friend's kid just told us that he prank-called his ex the other day. Is it just me, or is that some saaaad shit?
"HEY DUMBASS IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?
...um....I still jack off while thinking about you please call me back I need you in my life""Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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Yeah, but that shit's still creepy. It's like two steps away from beating off to pictures of them 2 years later and whimpering "I LOVE YOU" when you skeet."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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On one hand, I feel the need to learn to do that. On the other hand, half of the time I'm like "But she's a great person otherwise and I'd like to have her around as a friend!!!111""Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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