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  • ...nothing in this awesome kid's case. What a kickass kid.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • Wow. Thats a great story. Thanks for making me feel like a useless bastard.
      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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      • This one probably has no chance now...
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • This one proves that not all kids are fucking retarded.

          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • is that a diaper on his head?

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            • Sorta looks like a crown made out of fabric softener...

              That kid is awesome.
              Me quick one want slow

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              • Apparently, they lie about their fathers sexually abusing them.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • Nothing in this case. Haha.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • Haha. Good stuff.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • Man, my dad did that all the time when I was younger. But he wasn't drunk.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • That's just a latin thing...one of my good friends was driving all over the place at like 12...
                        Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                        • Pimphand isn't strong.

                          Kid blabbed. What an insolent chinga.
                          Me quick one want slow

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                          • Originally posted by Russ View Post
                            Kid blabbed. What an insolent chinga.
                            Chinga is a verb...should have been hijo de la chingada madre...

                            Translation...son of the fucking whore mother...Chingar is the verb "to fuck"
                            Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                            • and now you know...and knowing is half the battle.
                              Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                              • Thanks for the lesson, B.

                                I'm white, what the fuck do you want from me?

                                (Urban Dictionary gave me the okay.)

                                Edit: 2nd alternate definition:
                                <table id="entries"><tbody><tr><tr><td>
                                </td> <td class="text" colspan="2" id="entry_2598117"> The result of combining a ninja with a cheerleader, creating an incredibly hot, deadly, stupid, cunning oxymoron of complete awesomeness. Typically wield a sword bigger then themselves, or two swords about their size. Diamond-Ruby-Platinum pom-poms are used on more covert Chinga missions.
                                </td></tr></tr></tbody></table>
                                Last edited by Captain Russ; 07-15-2009, 03:51 PM. Reason: Additional definition from the most trusted reference site in history.
                                Me quick one want slow

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