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Originally posted by nerdious dorkus
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C'mon grammar nazi, don't be slackin'Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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i'll slack in your goddamn mouth! and then it won't be my pants that i'm jizzing in.Originally posted by Nathan View PostComment
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Down boy! Heel!Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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yah but i stay inside because of that fact. you stay in because you're a child molester.Originally posted by Ari View PostComment
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Just because you look like you're 12, and I molest you, doesn't actually mean I'm a child molester.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
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Strap on your fanny pack and flip-flops!!! The show is this Saturday!!! It would be awesome to see some of you there!!! FREE FREE FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goddamn that's a good deal... Fuck it!!! Carpool if you need to."You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
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Tonight is the night, any of you SoCal people want to go over to Long Beach to see the show... I'll be there getting liquored up!"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
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