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[PHEDG]

[zanie]

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[Abraham Smashington]

bloop

[B_Metal]

BL:OPS!!!!

[BillyG]

http://www.chron.com/news/article/Ta...cy-3532147.php

This is a happy story. Russian Lurch can walk his dog now.

[Ari]

I had laser eye surgery and my cornea was too thin to make a flap so they just removed it and shit sucked for a while but I'm starting to see real good now and I'm happy so yay. Also, burning eye smell is worse than 1000 years of non-airconditioned Comic Con.

[B_Metal]

I vomited out my nose just reading that.

[Captain Russ]

Jail inmates taunt Sandusky with Pink Floyd anthem.

After being stripped of all dignity and facing a minimum of 60 years in prison on child sex abuse convictions, it's been reported that disgraced ex-coach Jerry Sandusky was further shamed upon arriving at a Bellefonte prison by inmates taunting him with rounds of the lyric "Hey, teacher! Leave those kids alone" from "The Wall." Prisoners at the Centre County Correctional Facility were prohibited from direct communication with the former Penn State coach but could see him, and when the lights went down, they began serenading the convict with the classic Pink Floyd anthem through the walls. Sandusky is on suicide watch, and his lawyers have said they plan to appeal the guilty verdict.

HAHAHAHAHA oh I hope you live forever in a cell, you piece of shit.

[gravedigger]

That is beautiful.

[Martin]

Awesome.

[Matt]

That's pretty awesome.

What's the over/under on him getting killed in prison within the first year? Baby rapers don't tend to get treated well by the other inmates...

[Captain Russ]

I give him less than a year to either chickenshit his way out or be shivved mercilessly.

[B_Metal]

It almost feels wrong to wish ass rape on him before he chickenshits or gets shivved.........almost.

As for the song? I hope he squealed like that one fish on Shawshank.

[Timothy225]

Serves the fuckhead right. I'm with Russ - he'll die by his own hand, or deteriorate health-wise (a heart attack or something). As for getting shivved, IMHO probably not. He'll likely be moved to the special section with the other folks who touched kids for the very reason he'd be whacked the second he was put in with the general population.

[Captain Russ]

The preferential treatment kid fiddlers get around there is a disgrace.