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  • #16
    lulz
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #17
      I'm totally blaming Ms. Chanandler Bong the next time I get caught with porn.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #18
        Makes sense in your case Rob. Didn't you slap that cat on the ass at some point?
        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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        • #19
          I always slap my cat's asses, well actually their thighs.. It's a form of massage. Boomer fucking loves it.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #20
            I'm sure the cats are thinking otherwise. They're going to get their revenge one day. Just you watch.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • #21
              Chanandler yes (he's not a fan), but Boomer would pay me to do it all day if she could.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #22
                Seriously, Boomer loves that shit more than anything.
                If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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                • #23
                  Well, there goes my thought it was going to get all Animal Farm at Rob's place.
                  "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Lesley View Post
                    Seriously, Boomer loves that shit more than anything.
                    I can't vouch for Boomer, but one of mine (Scottie) LOVES the same thing. Unfortunately, Scottie is Donnie's cat. Everytime, I spank Scottie's thigh I get accused of hurting the cat. Even though Scottie is purring like crazy.
                    We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                    - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #25
                      Exactly. If they don't like it, they won't let you keep doing it.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #26
                        Much less, coming back and begging for more.

                        Cats are smart as fuck. Mine know if they can't get me to do something for them to go running to Donnie (who is a complete softie). Do yours do that too?
                        We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                        - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                        • #27
                          Yep. I'm the hardass, Lesley is the enabler.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #28
                            I smack my cat around all the time. He likes it, then he freaks out, then comes back for more. He is a special boy.
                            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                            • #29
                              *looks at Lesley*

                              Shame on you. They need a firm hand (sometimes literally).
                              We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                              - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                              • #30
                                I know, I'm bad. I just love them so much!
                                If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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