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Basically monkeys are awesome so long as you remember that THEY CAN BITE OFF YOUR PENIS and may do so AT ANY TIME.
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If you're stuck in a situation where you have to let a monkey fellate you, be sure to punch out all of its teeth first as a precaution. Clint Eastwood knew this and will take this advice to the grave - when he dies 50 years from now."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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Monkees who'd never rip off your face, lips, hands, nose or penis. Especially not Davy Jones - he's so little, he'd never have the strength!
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C'mon, look at that Dolenz cat. He's eaten dick before, you can see it on his face."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Okay.... maybe Micky. Maybe. But definitely NOT Nesmith and Tork, or you and I are gonna go 20 rounds!2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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Well, Lisa... LET'S GET READY TO RUUUMMMMM-BLE!Originally posted by LisaNY View Post
There will be no questioning of the Dolenz' sexuality on my watch, folks! I met the man, he's butch! His hairy chested spermatozoa gave us the beauty that is Ami Dolenz:
Nesmith and Tork? Oh, such the ghey (only a true queen could wear a knitted cap 24/7 in the California sun and still look FABULOUS. Tork? C'mon, look how pretty and sensitive he is. Who could resist him? If I were gay, I'd give his hair a tussle). Jones? Man was a playa. Different chick every episode. Even got himself some Marcia Brady lovin'.
Also, Little Miss Little Miss Can't Be Wrong, if we're talkin' "He-Man Woman Haters Club" :
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No, no no, silly, we're talking about if they'd rip your body parts off and make a sandwich with them!2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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Oh, he meant on a roll! With sauerkraut and mustard.2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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I meant Dolenz ate wiener sandwiches. Really. No joke.Originally posted by LisaNY View Post"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Double points if you meant Harkonnen"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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That cat reminds me of my lil' Boomer!Originally posted by LisaNY View PostIf I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.Comment
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At least Boomer isn't getting dog-mugged!Originally posted by Lesley View Post2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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