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He keeps it sealed so the spunk wipes away easily. It all makes sense now...
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This thread now brought to you by Astroglide and AVN.Me quick one want slowComment
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Speaking of which...is there anywhere I can catch the AVN awards? Isn't it this weekend?Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Good question. I was happy to see Sasha win performer of the year at the last one though.Me quick one want slowComment
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Me too, I watched with my equally perverted best friend and my wife. It was hard for my buddy and I to pretend like we didn't know who the chicks were.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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I was wondering who was going to do that.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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Sadly, they're on the 10th of January.
Hopefully they have another awkward in-house band again. That shit was awesome.Me quick one want slowComment
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IT is always hard.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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This thread? Lulz.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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It's so all over the place. Haha,."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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