How dumb is Sarah Palin?

[Abraham Smashington]

You had me there for a min Scott with your middle name as Maverick. I was about to LOLZERZ all up in this.

[nerdious dorkus]

That's where I disagree. But that's neither here nor there. At this point, it's obviously doing jack shit but fucking up our own people and not "fixing" anything over there. Bring em' home and call it a draw. IT's such a waste of our fucking money, it's redonkulous.

here's the problem with iraq. while i agree we need to withdraw, pulling out of the country will just fuck the iraqis over even more. and with all the deaths that have occurred over there, it'd be so fucking stupid to just pull out without trying to fix what we've obviously broke there. shit.

[Captain Russ]

I come away from it with these streams of consciousness:

Biden: can pronounce "NU-CLEAR". Old. Wise. Sighed alot. Knows more about the RIGHT WAY to use diplomacy in foreign issues. Realizes Ahmadinejad doesn't control shit and is a psychotic figurehead. Joey is a dumbass for even mentioning "clean" coal. No, don't use the dreaded "M" word too! NOOOOO! Bad Joe BAD. Still, Sam the Eagle from the Muppet Show knows his shit WITHOUT using the script.

Palin: studied her ass off for the big test, and ended up not even making a show. Shut down and keep to talking points. ALASKA. REHEARSED ANSWERS. MIDDLE AMERICA. ALASKA. THE SURGE IS WORKIN'. ALASKA. WE AGREE ON THIS. MAVERICK. SMILE WHEN BIDEN MENTIONS GENOCIDE. MAVERICK. ALASKA. SLY MENTION OF BIDEN'S DEAD WIFE WHEN TALKING ABOUT FAMILY (good one, Tina Fey-bot). TEAM OF MAVERICKS (really? nice one...ass(and by that I mean her ass)). ALASKA. AND...MAVERICK. "GOSH" and "DOGGONNIT".

SUMMARY OPINION:

At least the cameraman got a good shot of Palin's ass. That's the nicest thing I can say about her at this point.

I wish Biden had taken the fucking kid gloves off. Pussy.

[nerdious dorkus]

why the fuck are people against same sex marriages when such a high percentage of opposite sex marriages end in divorce? stats

really though, i don't understand how marrying a same sex partner ruins the sanctity of marriage. how would that work? are they talking about the bible? cause i was under the impression that the church and state were to stay FUCKING separate. so other than because of religion, how the FUCK could it EVER ruin the sanctity of marriage? i don't understand. anyone want to explain it to this godless fool?

[Captain Russ]

Marriage is a tax shelter.

And heaven is a half-pipe, so take that for what its worth.

Who gives a shit? Government can stay the fuck out of it, as they are about as sexually repressed as British people.

[gravedigger]

God, stop going back to ENERGY!!! Talk about the damn bankruptcy's!

Energy is the only topic she knows anything about. She had no choice but to steer the discussion to that. I loved how she openly stated she wasn't going to answer some questions.

Overall, I thought Palin did much better than I thought she would. Of course, I thought she was going to scream and bolt from the stage after the second question so the bar was set pretty low. The answers from both candidates on the lone social issue (OMG, teh gheys!) were incredibly depressing. I would love for some political figure (and I mean anyone. I'd even take Ron Paul at this point.) to say "WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK?! If the gays want to call it marriage, let them! It doesn't matter!" Of course, then all the bigots will say, "if it doesn't matter, why are they making such a big deal about it?". So frustrating.

I wanted to mouth kiss Biden after his Cheney comments.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah, the Cheney comments were gold.

[nerdious dorkus]

did anyone notice this right before the debate?

[Nathan]

Holy shit.

[Abraham Smashington]

RICK ASTLEY!

[Captain Russ]

Chris Matthews got Hard-Ginger-Balled by the Rick-Roll. Nice.

[nerdious dorkus]

"katie couric is a bitch," or "how sarah palin got her ass handed to her because she can not give a modest 'i don't know' answer."

[ScooterLaBeef]

Wow, how fucked up is this shit.... but the lady claims there was no connection between the food and Obama.

[Ari]

Where the dirty racist fuck did that come from?

[Sarah]

I DON'T KNOW BUT IT WAS ON THE NEWS THIS MORNING...