I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari
I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari
Ari and I talked about this in another thread somewhere. Bring in someone who understands and can work with practical suits (i.e. Del Toro; which would never happen) and I'd be curious. Base it off the original story and it could be cool. It doesn't need to be an R, but a harder PG-13 may be decent. Henson knocked those designs outta the park back in the day and with the invention of new materials and ways to make creature-suits, we could have something half way decent. Or we get a crap-fest. Wouldn't really bother me either way.
"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
Ya i hear ya.. it would be great to have real good action scenes, i know the suits might be hard to fight in, but hell man they are ninja turtles, let see some kick ass fighting...
And if they do make this movie, i want something that im not just taking my nephew to because he wants to see it, but be able to walk out of the movie and say i loved it to..
I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari
I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari
if they plan on bringing back the original director from the first l/a tmnt movie and utilize a really good writer who uses more of the source material, i think it would be fine. i believe they're planning to do the back story of shredder in this new one.
Porn magazine are strewned about. Dirty dishes are piled up in the sink. Entire trailer has a hazy look to it thanks to the nicotine stained walls. Older woman passed out on the couch with dried vomit on her mumu.
INT-BOY'S BEDROOM
A boy is wearing a tinfoil mask. His walls are covered in 80's rock posters (Poison, Winger, Bon Jovi). Unskinny Bop is blaring in the background. He is staring into his mirror holding his pet turtle.
AROKU SAKI
You have been sentanced to death. Any last words?
(CLOSE UP ON TURTLE)
The boy starts to methodically tear off the shell, all while laughing. Blood spurts up onto his face. We zoom onto his smile.
MUSICAL STING
TITLE EXPLODES ON SCREEN TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
Porn magazine are strewned about. Dirty dishes are piled up in the sink. Entire trailer has a hazy look to it thanks to the nicotine stained walls. Older woman passed out on the couch with dried vomit on her mumu.
INT-BOY'S BEDROOM
A boy is wearing a tinfoil mask. His walls are covered in 80's rock posters (Poison, Winger, Bon Jovi). Unskinny Bop is blaring in the background. He is staring into his mirror holding his pet turtle.
AROKU SAKI
You have been sentanced to death. Any last words?
(CLOSE UP ON TURTLE)
The boy starts to methodically tear off the shell, all while laughing. Blood spurts up onto his face. We zoom onto his smile.
MUSICAL STING
TITLE EXPLODES ON SCREEN TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA ARI
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