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  • #1

    Tomb Raider

    Read an article today about another Laura Croft movie in the works, and this time it will not be Angelina Jolie, but with a british gymnast, who i have to say if damn damn hot, and fits the look just fine..

    Here is the article with pics.

    http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/...raider/1236791
    I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
    Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
    Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
    She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari
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    There's not a new movie, it's for the new video game publicity bs.

    Also, fuck Jolie as Lara. Worst casting ever.
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    • #3
      Fuck the movies too. I fell asleep during the second.
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      • #4
        Sorry my fault, I haven't learned how to read yet.. I see hot chick and ignore the whole story...
        I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
        Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
        Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
        She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rob View Post
          There's not a new movie, it's for the new video game publicity bs.

          Also, fuck Jolie as Lara. Worst casting ever.
          They should have casted that crazy chick from Dexter. She seems like she would fit the look perfectly.
          If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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          • #6
            Dexter's girlfriend? She dressed up like Lara Croft in one episode. Worked for me!
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            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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            • #7
              The girl that (spoiler) started her place on fire.

              SPOILER FOR SEASON 2
              If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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              • #8
                Is that a spoiler for season 2? I haven't seen season 2 yet.
                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                • #9
                  Oh... yeah. Don't read that.
                  If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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                  • #10
                    Thank God it comes out on dvd tomorrow. Me and Sarah have been dying.
                    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ari View Post
                      Thank God it comes out on dvd tomorrow. Me and Sarah have been dying.
                      Hey what about me, ive been dying to.. Or am i not aloud at your house for season 2
                      I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
                      Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
                      Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
                      She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari

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                      • #12
                        I don't know...you may need to dance for me.
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                        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                        • #13
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                          • #14
                            The pale English titty vampire is not quite hot enough for Lara Croft.

                            Jesus, I'm debating the hottness of a video game character on the internets. What has become of me?

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                            • #15
                              You've gotten sucked into the PodCaust.

                              We're the dregs of the intarweb. And I love it.

                              And she's totally hot enough. Just not well endowed enough.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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