Wayne Lawless a.k.a. Phat Dizaztr

[Corey]

fool. qtf = quoted for truth. man you internet noobs need to catch up with the times. and the acronyms.

Ok Ok hold on a sec here. I see ROB puts QFT, and you Viet put QTF.. so which one is it ???

[nerdious dorkus]

Ok Ok hold on a sec here. I see ROB puts QFT, and you Viet put QTF.. so which one is it ???

i apparently fail. it's qft.

[Corey]

Its ok, just don't do it again or your comic con exclusive stay's with me and i will open too

[Howard]

I've been wondering who exactly is Phat. Excellent primer is this thread.

Somehow I always pictured Ari to be on the inside of the spoon. Now rectified.

Edited to ask Phat:

Your last name? Real? Related to Lucy? Would raise your awesomeness level to soaring heights.

[nerdious dorkus]

I've been wondering who exactly is Phat. Excellent primer is this thread.

Somehow I always pictured Ari to be on the inside of the spoon. Now rectified.

Edited to ask Phat:

Your last name? Real? Related to Lucy? Would raise your awesomeness level to soaring heights.

Why would you expect such a thing from the King of Jews? He'll Jew you even when you're spooning.

His name is real, and no he's not related to her. He'll say he is though. Don't try to make him feel awesome. It'll make things worse.

[Ari]

What's great about Phat is that he blasted right outta the gates telling everyone his tastes in entertainment are, well, suspect. At least he was honest. No reason to rag on him, Pauline. It does no good. Trust me, I've tried.

[nerdious dorkus]

You mean how he admitted he liked Twilight?

[Howard]

I think he's pretty entertaining (much like his taste in movies). Definitely refreshing to see somone so honest in his first post. Brave too. Disappointed he's not related to Lucy. How often do you run across that surname?

[nerdious dorkus]

As often as a Fein or a Strozenberg.

[Ari]

Phat loves playing Risk. That's why I keep him around.

[Anderson]

Just a little something to let you all know who I am and what horrible opinions I have on a few things. Lets start thinking...

Where to start... Heroes the TV series (that was not much of a series last season) is my favorite show on TV. But saddly I also watch Smallville. But I will admit that I only watch it in hopes that some day it will be good! I constantly makes me sad in the pants. Well actually thats about all that show has going for it is a bunch of fake Hollywood girls running around half naked (not complaining). Because we all know that you can make a show out of that (The Hills). To get back on track, Heroes season: 3 episode: 1 is FUCKN amazing!!! So many great plot points and character twists! I will say no more! I was more excited than an 80 year old man with a new prescription of Viagra on his way to the nursing home. Tim Kring came on stage at SDCC08 with an attache case cuffed to him. He opened it after bring the entire cast of Heroes on stage. And in that case was the entire episode:1 of season:3!!!! That was the best Comic Con exclusive in my opinion! I have been watching season one with my girlfriend and we have been waiting for season two to hit stores (August 26th). So she had lots of questions after the episode was over.

I want bring up something and maybe, HOPEFULLY, you have already talked about this. Christian Bales voice as Batman. Not as Bruce Wayne. When he gets into the Batman character and talks in the deep, dark, "I'm gonna punch babies in the face" voice, do you:
a.) Hate it
b.) Don't care
c.) Think it's cool
d.) Fuckn love it
e.) Batman was in the Joker Movie?
My vote is on d.) Fuckn love it. I think Christian Bales performance of the character Batman is the best to date. His Bruce Wayne is equally excellent. I felt that Batman Begins was the best Batman movie and is now a distant second. Am I alone on this? All I hear is everyone crying about Batman sounds to scary or I can't understand him he's mumbling. And my favorite is sounds like Clint Eastwood and a grizzly bear made a baby.

Tomorrow I am going to see Step Brothers. I can't wait anymore! I need go laugh my ass off and see this shit now! The last couple movies I saw in theaters are: Hancock, WALL-E, The Dark Knight, Indiana JonesTKOTCS, and Wanted. I will agree that if you have not watched a film you should not talk shit about it. So I will watch movies like Ed Wood all the way though from start to finish before I defecate on the DVD and place it back in Ari's DVD collection. But thats not to say I have the best taste in films. I do own Daredevil and Electra, but not Hulk (the shitty Ang Lee one) or Ghost Rider.

So to get things started thats a little bit of me.

He's a fucking mongoloid, it makes sense now.

[Ari]

You see! Now don't you feel bad for making fun of a mongoloid?*


*No need to answer, I know you don't.

[Anderson]

You see! Now don't you feel bad for making fun of a mongoloid?*


*No need to answer, I know you don't.

The only thing that makes me feel bad is clown rape. That's because you can't see their tears through that much makeup.

[Phat Dizaztr]

You mean how he admitted he liked Twilight?

WHOA!!! Thats going to FUCKING far! There is a line you just don't cross and you just fucked up. This means war sir!

Also I don't like many people to know it but Lucy Lawless is my grandma.

[Shit Dickface]

would pound your grandma