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  • #1

    Wolfman to get kicked in the nards....again

    http://chud.com/articles/articles/15...UAD/Page1.html


    Not pissed about this really. Unless they go the Van Helsing route and make it boring as fuck to watch. The only thing I'm sad about is that Stan Winston isn't around to do the sweet fucking Gill-Man suit again. That is still one of the best looking costumes ever.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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    Remakes are rampant. What's the point unless there can be an improvement over the original. Those monsters won't have the same relevance to the target market of today. They'll have to fruit it up to get asses in seats. Now if you'll excuse me, it is time for my centrum silver.
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    • #3
      Haha. See I think there can be an improvement to the original. The kids in the original were kinda weakly written (Rudy? He makes no sense) While I LOVE the original thanks to an over saturation of it when I was an impressionable kid, they could definitely make kids fans of the Universal Monsters like Van Helsing was supposed to do. And maybe Scary German Guy can make a cameo.
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      • #4
        The kids were a little weak. I dunno. Watched a little of this not too long ago and it seemed horribly dated, which made me sad because I loved it back in the day. It was on all the freakin' time that is for sure.
        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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        • #5
          Who played the dadcop?
          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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          • #6
            Nevermind. Thought he was someone else.
            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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            • #7
              http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0532685/

              Stephen Macht
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              • #8


                Seriously, no CG for this fucker. Suit only and I'll be happy.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  The original is very dated, and kinda feels like a Goonies parody (fat kid?). I don't have much of a problem with a remake, but please, lets use some man-in-suit stuff, no crazy Van Helsing CG nonsense.

                  EDIT: Rob beat me to the CG hatred!
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                  • #10
                    Although honestly, I'd rather watch The Monster Squad than The Goonies at this point.
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                    • #11
                      Yes. Man in suit please. Was watching the Predator special features on the suit. So cool.
                      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                      • #12
                        I'd rather remember them both fondly than watch them and feel jaded.
                        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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                        • #13
                          I just watched them both, and I gotta say I prefer Monster Squad. I love Gil men.
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