Avengers Assemble!

[Matt]

Jabba the Hutt.

He'd be CGI, no doubt. I just fucking love that limited series. Great cameos from Spiderman, She-Hulk, and Dr. Strange.

[Matt]

Ryan Gosling for LONGSHOT and Zoe Saldana for Ricochet Rita.

[Captain Russ]

Remember Pearl, the mound of white fat from Blade?

It was horrifying and I'm pretty sure was completely practical (might have even been an obese person for all I know the effects were that convincing).

Just dub his dialogue with that of a charismatic motherscratcher like Michael Keaton and BAM, Mojo.

[Matt]

That'd work. Kudos, Russ.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I was thinking Benicio Del Toro for Mojo myself.

[Matt]

Have him be animated. Mojo Jojo!

[Bobby Bear]

Remember Pearl, the mound of white fat from Blade?

It was horrifying and I'm pretty sure was completely practical (might have even been an obese person for all I know the effects were that convincing).

That and the vampire board meeting near the start where Udo Kier and chums are discussing their offshore accounts are probably my favourite moments in the entire film.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Remember Pearl, the mound of white fat from Blade?

Chelsea Handler had to get her start somewhere, dude.

[Captain Russ]

I really liked the NWO Vampires. I wish that pecking order had remained intact. I mean Kretschmann's Noferatu type of character in number two was kind of interesting, but it just didn't have the same vibe.

RE: Talentless Cunt Handler. She's not fat. She's just an unfunny woman who found her chance to make it big, much to the chagrin of everyone else that currently exists.

[Captain Russ]

Came.

Came hard.

Came hard while throwing my shield.

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[Anderson]

They changed the alien design which matches up to FOX's recent manuevers which makes just go damn it.

[Martin]

Anyone who dislikes this trailer should be hunted down as a terrorist by the cast of Act of Valor.

That last rotating shot... damn.... goosebumps...

[Anderson]

Anyone who dislikes this trailer should be hunted down as a terrorist by the cast of Act of Valor.

That last rotating shot... damn.... goosebumps...

I just watched that last week. It's so fucking terrible. It's like a rip-off Call of Duty game got turned into a movie.

They ditched real actors for cheaper authenticity and made a highlight reel of tactical maneuvers. In the first five to six weeks of 2012, I've already got 4 contenders for Worst of the Year.

[Martin]

Seriously, I'm not gonna see it as anything else than a Modern Warfare movie, and it's exactly why I'll go see it in theaters.

[gravedigger]

Who cares about the Avengers and Whedon is terrible but yeah. That trailer scratched the Bay Region of my brain something fierce.