Avengers Assemble!

[FilmNerdJamie]

And if you are, rightfully, annoyed by this nergasming from the online community (Who as Jeff Welles correctly stated were going to love it no matter what) on this, you might as well put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger on The Dark Knight Rises.

Three months to go and since its finished, we might see some uber-select screenings for those same online types so they can cum in Nolan's face... and we'll hear all about it.

[Captain Russ]

Wake me when it's July.

[B_Metal]

If nerdgasms bother you maybe you should get laid or something. I'm on the same internet you guys are and I've yet to be bombarded with the seed of a million Urkel's.

[Abraham Smashington]

I liked that I'm not entranced in nerdgasms. Seems messy.

[B_Metal]

I'd like to find out how people slip into this nerd-orgies and how they get all that nerd goo on themselves without wanting it to happen, that way I can avoid doing what they did.

[Ben Thomas]

In all honesty, I've never been a fan of Whedon - his TV stuff did little for me (never saw Firefly), though I really enjoyed Serenity.

But he's paid his dues in seemingly unfair 'failures', I respect his talents as a writer and ideas man and I think Cabin in the Woods is proof positive that the man knows how to put those ideas really to work. With his track record, he deserves a big hit, especially if it helps fund his very own Inception-esque baby project. One thing the man can do is juggle a ton of characters successfully, so The Avengers was always a good fit for him.

I don't think it will fail, nor disappoint. Its just a case of how stratospheric it goes.

[BMichaelKrol]

Is anyone planning on doing the Marvel Marathon for the Avengers? I got tickets to the local one, and I plan on taking the dogs out, etc, during Iron Man 2.

[Abraham Smashington]

I did my own marathon last week. I couldn't do it in the theater.

[BillyG]

Alamo Drafthouse is doing a huge ass blowout ending with The Avengers. Sounds amazing, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that. When I did that LOTR marathon years ago I wanted to die.

[B_Metal]

My ass can only sit in one spot so long before it's like "fuuuuuck that"

[Abraham Smashington]

I want a 4 hour super cut of the best parts of all the movies

Iron Man - Scenes of Tony building the suit in the cave, busting out of the cave, first flight of awesome suit

IRon Man 2 - All scenes with Sam Rockwell

Captain - First half of the flick.

Thor - Everything in Asgaard, first Thor scenes on Earth

Incredible Hulk - The Emil Blonsky/Hulk Fight

[Ben Thomas]

Incredible Hulk - The Emil Blonsky/Hulk Fight

If you mean the campus fight, right on. If you mean the final rage in Harlem, not so much. As much as the concept of that sequence gives me a boner, its actually the one section of that film that was unsatisfying to me.

I think there's a lot to love in LeTerrier's film - I'm saying that as someone that holds Hulk as his favourite Marvel character.

[Abraham Smashington]

I love all of Hulk (probably my favorite of all the Marvel flicks released lately) but that first fight in the park is fucking AMAZING.

Straight up comic book shit right there.

[BMichaelKrol]

Yeah, I dig the Hulk. I thought Norton was a pretty rad Bruce Banner, and I dig Liv Tyler in all things.

[Matt]

Count me as another fan of THE INCREDIBLE HULK. Great fun.