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  • And then gets Johnny Cage'd in the sequel.

    #WORFEFFECT
    Me quick one want slow

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    • yeSSSSS
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • Scarlet Witch, Mockingbird, Wasp, Black Widow, Moonstone... Hawkeye also has a mighty pimp hand too.

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        • Hawkeye is going to shoot an arrow over Black Widow's shoulder, going straight through her hair, and into the eye of an enemy. Then he will get all rico suave and Widow will say "wait, aren't you gay?"

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          • Hawkeye's gonna get 'one punch done' taken out at the beginning of the big battle. Iron Man will make some sort of funny quip about how useful he was, laugh, and start blasting away.
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • I HOPE THEY MURDER HAWKEYE
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • I've seen it happen before. It made me angry.

                Like "someone switched my coffee to decaffeinated Colombian crystals" angry.
                Me quick one want slow

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                • U GUISE IS CRZY
                  "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                  • It makes sense that Hawkeye would be the leader...like all good leaders, he probably stays the fuck out of the day and lets the heavy hitters do the real work. Hell, he's probably knee deep into Black Widow while the rest of them are actually fighting.

                    Go get em, guys!!
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • Hawkeye - "CHILL THE FUCK OUT GUYS, I GOT THIS"

                      Ironman - "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE DAY!!!"

                      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                      • Knee deep?
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • Matt has a weird fetish.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • Ruby Rhod likes it knee deep too.

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                            • Just the thought of deep knees sends Matt out of the day.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • That Matt's got some weird days, but he's ok.
                                "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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