Avengers Assemble!

[Ari]

So instead of a rainbow bridge it's a fucking Nightmare Before Christmas tree? I can see the door being in the shape of a winged helmet.

I don't get how that is any less fantastical.

[Abraham Smashington]

First pic of Thor.

[Matt]

You know what? I like it. I like it a lot.

[Abraham Smashington]

For sure. I think Thor is the movie I'm most curious to see.

[BillyG]

It should still be Kevin McKidd in that suit.

[Timothy225]

Outfit's damn close to what Thor's sporting in the comics nowadays, which is good.

Hemsworth's Thor is going to fucking wreck Portman, though. She's too small for hot Asgardian lovin' from Thor and his "Midgard Serpent."

[Ari]

By Odin's beard, I will destroy anyone who puts their hands on THE PORTMAN!!!!

[Howard]

Ehh. If she can handle Darthcock, then she can handle Thorcock.

[Ari]

Yeah, but Darthcock was all whiny and complained too much while Thorcock was all like, "Thou time hath arisen to pound thy hot ass!" So I'm worried she won't be able to handle it.

[Anderson]

Ehh. If she can handle Darthcock, then she can handle Thorcock.

The correct term is Odinsoncock aka Mjboner.

[Anderson]

Wait what?

Kevin Feige is such a double-talking bastard. To think, Devin thinks he's getting exclusive scoops from this guy. It's like saying you're getting scoops from a mass-mailed press release.

[V]

Kevin Feige is such a double-talking bastard. To think, Devin thinks he's getting exclusive scoops from this guy. It's like saying you're getting scoops from a mass-mailed press release.

Well, Devin seems to operate under the delusion that people actually care what he thinks...

And MjollnirCock, as mighty as it may be... does not inspire as much fear, awe, and respect as VinCock™.

[Ed Hocken]

Hemsworth has a Charlie Hunnum from Sons of Anarchy thing going on. But Hunnum is my default for anyone with long blond hair and a blond beard.

[Timothy225]

Well, Devin seems to operate under the delusion that people actually care what he thinks...

And MjollnirCock, as mighty as it may be... does not inspire as much fear, awe, and respect as VinCock™.

'Twould be wise to assume that, yea verily, the might of VinCock™ is undenied, aye. But Thor Odinson's MjolnirCock doth emit both thunder and lightning as well as the divine essence that only the God of Thunder is worthy to command. Truly, many a fair maid hath been electrocuted by the snowy white issue and sheer tempest that is the cum of the mighty Thor.

Ah, but what an epic would the motion picture of the Lord of the Living Lightning's exploits be if a scene be included of the Thunder God removing his codpiece, his "Midgard Serpent" engorged in front of the fair Portman, and Thor bespeaking "Ah, Jane, loveliest of the Nine Worlds, what, I pray, shall we doeth about THIS?"

[nerdious dorkus]

Possible baddie:

  Spoiler: For all you whiners out there. You know who you are. 

Skrulls.