Avengers Assemble!

[gravedigger]

If I get out of the hospital today, the wife has promised to take me to it tonight as a reward. Now THAT'S incentive.

I'd probably hope for a sponge bath but I guess going to a movie is cool, too.

[Martin]

If I get out of the hospital today, the wife has promised to take me to it tonight as a reward. Now THAT'S incentive.

Add a 1 inch porterhouse and a blowjob to the deal and you have a marvelous package.

Try to negotiate that, Matt!

[Martin]

I'd probably hope for a sponge bath but I guess going to a movie is cool, too.

YES

[Abraham Smashington]

heading out to run some errands before Ceej and I head to the theater to see this. CANNOT WAIT OH GAWD

[Abraham Smashington]

SO FUCKIN GREAT. PRATT IS THE NEW HARRISON FORD/KURT RUSSELL/TOM SELLECK. His new name shall be Churt Prarrisonelleck. Cannot wait to see it again with Lesley.

Gunn owned it, so fucking hard.

[gravedigger]

What's the word on Rob-O-Vision?

[Abraham Smashington]

Thought for post conversion it was done very well. Kicked Rise of Apes ass in that regards and Apes was SHOT in 3d.

[Abraham Smashington]

Nebula belonged in a Star Wars movie and she sounded like Rita Repulsa from Power Rangers.

[Captain Russ]

They didn't do Ronan a solid but whatevs, it was fun as hell, as it should be.

[BillyG]

Other than Ronan being kind of just a bitch and wasting Lee Pace, this was perfect. Can't wait to see what Gunn does with his fuck you money.

[Captain Russ]

He's supposed to be Space Dredd, dammit.

[Anderson]

Actually, the portrayal was very much in-line with the Ultimate FF presentation. Including the being subservient to Thanos.

In Regular MU, Ronan only serves the Supreme Intelligence and no one else. Plus, he gets to be Space Dredd there.

If we're going to nit pick, the lack of doing anything with the Novas irked the fuck out of me.

[BillyG]

So who's his dad?

[Anderson]

So who's his dad?

King J'Son of Spartax, if they stick to the comics.

He was getting hunted by the Badoon (think Tars Tarkas from John Carter) and he crash landed on Earth. Met Meredith Quill, knocked her up. Left the element guns with her and promised to return for the heir to his throne.

[Captain Russ]

Actually, the portrayal was very much in-line with the Ultimate FF presentation. Including the being subservient to Thanos.

In Regular MU, Ronan only serves the Supreme Intelligence and no one else. Plus, he gets to be Space Dredd there.

If we're going to nit pick, the lack of doing anything with the Novas irked the fuck out of me.

The only Ultimate stuff I ever picked up was Spidey and the first couple of volumes of the Ultimates, so fine, they're just Ultimating the dick outta their MCU stuff. Too bad they couldn't have the rest of the FF stuff to play around with (heralds, Annihilus, etc.). Still pretty awesome to just hear the word "Kree" being said aloud.

The nova thing also irked me. I am out of fucks. Would have been pretty wonderful to see Nova Prime actually do something substantial.