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  • Jessica Jones was an Avenger (retcon) for about a day. She was going to show up and try out, but she got intercepted by a low rent Daredevil villain called The Purple Man.

    He decided to give up con games and robbing banks, just to use his hypnotic powers to create an army of sex slaves. These were just women he found on the street or stalked. Unfortunately, he got ahold of Jessica Jones and now had a super powered slave.

    Jessica doesn't quite remember how long she was under or what happened, but she was made to attack The Avengers and was nearly beaten into a coma by the team to stop the assault.

    She came out of it, the Purple Man got busted and she retired. That's when she became a super powered detective helping victims of crime and super powered types that can't go to the cops.

    She later married Luke Cage and they had a baby they named Dani.
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    • ridiculous
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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      • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
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        • Originally posted by Matt View Post
          Luke Cage (Power Man) is pretty much a strong street fighter type character. Iron Fist is a martial artist. They had a very entertaining run as POWER MAN AND IRON FIST (aka HEROES FOR HIRE) where they could be hired out, kinda like the A Team. There is a lot of potential there.
          Dream casting: Michael Jai White as Luke Cage, Iko Uwais as Iron Fist.

          Thor 2 is pretty damn great. Best climactic battle of all the Marvel stand-alone movies. Also my favorite use of the Stan Lee cameo.
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          • Thor 2 was grea. Wish they would stop the fucking DESTROY THE UNIVERSE FOR NO REAL REASON motive because jesus learn about escalation people. That said, this was the 3rd best Star Wars movie. The Asgard dog fight/battle scene is what all of the prequels tried to do.

            Post scene was awesome. It felt like James Gunn as soon as it popped up on the screen. Obviously not made by Alan Taylor.

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            • Agree with all of that.
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              • I liked THOR 2 as well. It took a while to get going but was pretty much on rails for the last 45 minutes or so.

                Grea cameo in the middle. Very funny.
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                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
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                • Man, I can't wait to see Hammer Party 2.

                  And another thing: not owning the Iron Man 3 disc, I had no clue about that Agent Carter thing until just now. Damn it Marvel, y'all get me and my monayyyyy.
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                  • Originally posted by Captain Russ View Post
                    Man, I can't wait to see Hammer Party 2.

                    And another thing: not owning the Iron Man 3 disc, I had no clue about that Agent Carter thing until just now. Damn it Marvel, y'all get me and my monayyyyy.
                    Its pretty fucking awesome.
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                    • Yeah, we just watched that Carter short the other day. Good stuff.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • Thor 2.

                        Loved it. So much.

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                        the cameo in the middle was fucking brilliant. Adabesi turning into a crazy rock monster and "killing" Loki was great. Skaarsgarrderz was fucking hilarious "A god was in my brain..." not enough of the Warrior 3 and Sif, the reveal of Loki not being dead? AWESOME. He is the best villain they have in all of the movies, so glad he's still around


                        Loved all the Asgard stuff, REne Russo is a badass, the kids and the wormholes was neat (reminded me of that Animatrix short), and the fight scenes were epic. Just a bunch of fun. so much fun.

                        But holy hell, that mid credit scene was so bad. I mean it was hilarious, but it was shot sooooo poorly. It looked MTV quality. Really hope that's not how Guardians will look but then again it just looked out of place with the rest of the movie and I understand why the director was pissed.
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                        • Originally posted by Ari
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                          • Thor 2 is probably my favorite Marvel movie so far. Need to go back and check Iron Man again.

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                            • Highly recommend the Empire spoiler podcast for Thor 2 - interviews with Taylor, Feige and Hiddleston and a lot of time spent on exactly what Loki might be up to. Made me want to see the film again.
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                              • Matt, I can see what you mean about the high potential of a Marvel-style mercenaries/street thugs TV show. Thanks for the info on those characters; you too, Mr Anderson!
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